Rat Man
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For most of my life I'd misplace things. As I kid I was nicknamed "The Absent Minded Professor," the title of an old Disney movie. In my adult life this became a source of supreme annoyance. I was always searching for keys, my wallet, cigarettes or lighter when I smoked, my cell phone, etc. When I got old I finally got smarter and started putting things in their proper place immediately. Now I can go years without misplacing anything. But I am still prone to occasional brain farts. Like today. This morning I went to grab my keys from on top of the hutch where I always put them right away as soon as I get home. They weren't there. But they had to be... I ALWAYSSSSSSSSS put things in their proper place immediately. Well this time I didn't. I spent the next ten minutes tearing through the house, ranting, cursing, and raving like a madman. Eventually I found them in the pocket of a pair of shorts I'd worn a few days before. It isn't normal how much this kind of thing urinates me off. For a brief time I once again become The Absent Minded Professor. It makes me crazy. So what makes you go nuts?
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