1: a very large backyard with plenty of stones and targets at all distances, clearance all around and huge piles of perfect stones with guest houses on the property for all international slingers that could come and visit . A large cleared property inside a big forest would be nice, for the echo of the whip crack but also as a wind break
2: any random place that I can access without too much travel, with plenty of round stones laying about so I don't have to pry out stones imbedded in the soil with a screw driver

My personal dream is more modest.   My dream is that when I visit the Amtrak line where I do my slinging, my ammo (all the millions of irregular, jagged stones there) are now perfectly shaped glandes.

1. 10 acres of good forest with rivers and ammo

2. A large backyard

Ich bin wunschlos glücklich.
Ich habe drei gute Plätze für mein Training.
Perfekte Steine hole ich von der Ostsee. Es ist zwar ein weiter weg, aber ich bin sehr gerne dort.

Obviously none of you live anywhere the weather is a major factor - except maybe mersa, but i suspect that jusy because he like beaches


So for me I would like a large barn - around 50 metres long. It can have a large door on rollers on at ;least one side, for slinging in summer
But a solid concrete back wall that I can stand or hang any target from is essential.

A large bbq area and solar roof panels supplying a truck sized blade battery (look it up) so I've got power for the music system, a modified belt printer that's can make as much of my indestructible ammo as I like.
A decent sized fridge and maybe some heating for winter.
And a toilet

What's the poit of the perfect slinging setup if you can't have friends round for slinging bbqs ?
(obviously we won't let morphy do the cooking )

I'll probably build a walk in charcuterie curing room as well for homemade salami's and the like.

If I ever win the lottery, something like that would be simple to do. Buy a piece of land and set up a slinging academy.
Of course in the real world, you'd also need near-lethal security to stop the arseholes from breaking in and nicklng stuff.

So maybe also one of the robot dogs from the kingsman golden circle film.
Pretty sure boston dynamics could knock me up something very similiar

In reality I'd still like the use of an old barn. Just the perfect setup. Nobody cares if you break stuff and it keeps the rain off.
Keeping the rain off is pretty crucial in the uk.  

Golf balls are a love hate relationship for me . I’ve had some freakish ricochet that scared the crap out of me, similar experiences with steel balls . But they are super fun in the right setting. I actually love sling golf  only played one game but it was really really fun. Indoor range is nice for sure but I also love distance slinging and aerial targets so there’s no perfect place for everything. Having the ocean close by is definitely a plus.

Curious Aardvark wrote on Jan 4^th, 2022 at 7:13am:

They fly quite straight for me, at 20m they're a lazer beam. Shows that we release quite differently.
Yes golf balls have quite a scary bounce, but that's why I'm opting for a net. Nets are also quiet, so people around shouldn't be bothered by incessant banging...