Private, spider free tropical island.
Not in the hurricane or tornado zone
No problem with snakes, wild pigs or other edible critters.
Preferably after winning a huge amount of money on the lottery.
The problem with most 'primitive' lifestyles is that they are bloody hard work.
Nonstop 24 hours a day survival.
To me that's not something I'm looking for at this stage if my life.
Now I've nothing against going out and catching some fish for dinner, or the odd lobster or crab.
But the option to fly in a gourmet chef every now and then would be good as well.
Plus I'll want all mod cons.
Also jetting off to run a slinging event somewhere , once in a while would also be a good option.
The whole wilderness thing - not do much.
Maybe 20 years or so back when my body wasn't quite as damaged as it is now and my knees still worked properly.
I'd have considered it.
But honestly, now, let's keep the comforts of modern society in a comfortable setting and just remove most if the people, most of the time
Likewise the shaolin experience.
When I was in my twenties, that would have been cool.
I've never been flexible, and that's pretty crucial to most Kung Fu styles.
So fun it would never be.
But I am stubborn and always had good stamina, so I'd have persevered.
But ideally, lots of money and somewhere that didn't take all your time simply to survive, I'd want to get some life out of it as well.