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Reply #30 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:35pm
 
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I was merely pointing out how stupid of an insult that is. I don’t understand why someone would waste their time making up insults that don’t make any sense anyway (and that’s true for most everyone not just Ratman).


I agree it’s a bit crude and not a good insult (sorry Ratman), but I think you kind of are missing the point. Ratman was trying to say “you’re worthless” in a creative way. Coming up with insults is fun, you’re trying to be creative or witty.
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Reply #31 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:50pm
 
Yup.  We’ve gone from insults to “explaining”. I declare this thread dead.
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Reply #32 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:51pm
 
Well maybe we should be using this creativeness for something more positive or maybe slinging instead of these insults. Over the last month I’ve noticed that more people have been posting in the off topics board instead of the slinging board. I think that we should try to actually talk about slinging and take a break from the off topics board for awhile. I think the off topics board needs some cool down time.
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Reply #33 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 11:16pm
 
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Well maybe we should be using this creativeness for something more positive or maybe slinging instead of these insults. Over the last month I’ve noticed that more people have been posting in the off topics board instead of the slinging board. I think that we should try to actually talk about slinging and take a break from the off topics board for awhile. I think the off topics board needs some cool down time.

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“My final hour is at hand. We face an enemy more numerous and cunning than the world has yet seen. Remember your training, and do not fear the hordes of Judas. I, without sin, shall cast the first stone. That will be your sign to attack! But you shall not fight this unholy enemy with stones. No! RAZOR GLANDES!  Aim for the eyes! May the Lord have mercy, for we shall show none!“  -Jesus the Noodler
 
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Reply #34 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 11:58pm
 
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Well maybe we should be using this creativeness for something more positive or maybe slinging instead of these insults. Over the last month I’ve noticed that more people have been posting in the off topics board instead of the slinging board. I think that we should try to actually talk about slinging and take a break from the off topics board for awhile. I think the off topics board needs some cool down time.


That’s fair, but you’re posting in here too. And aren’t witty phrases and insults a part of slinging? The ancients put such things on their bullets, they obviously got a kick out of it.

Obviously the off topics area has gotten a bit congested and tense. Hell, I’ve contributed to it. But I will point out that you have derailed two threads that were meant to bring a lighthearted discussion to ease tensions in off topic.


Sorry about your thread NOOC, you hot dog loving trash slinger.

Edit: Aw, we replaced the swear words. That’s awful, my last insult had a good pun (or double entendre?). Oh well, I improvised.
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Reply #35 - Oct 29th, 2021 at 6:47am
 
You’re nothing but a zig-zag interlocked double loop dogshank!

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Reply #36 - Oct 29th, 2021 at 6:52am
 
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Reply #37 - Oct 29th, 2021 at 7:27am
 
Sir Missalot wrote on Oct 29th, 2021 at 6:47am:
You’re nothing but a zig-zag interlocked double loop dogshank!

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Yes!  Sir Missalot understood the assignment 😆

Perhaps the thread could still cone back from the dead. A zombie insult thread works for me!

Morphy wrote on Oct 29th, 2021 at 6:52am:


Morphy… I love you.
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“My final hour is at hand. We face an enemy more numerous and cunning than the world has yet seen. Remember your training, and do not fear the hordes of Judas. I, without sin, shall cast the first stone. That will be your sign to attack! But you shall not fight this unholy enemy with stones. No! RAZOR GLANDES!  Aim for the eyes! May the Lord have mercy, for we shall show none!“  -Jesus the Noodler
 
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Reply #38 - Nov 4th, 2021 at 6:27am
 
Oh boy, it was a long time since I was trying to be insulting, I now have kids, I must take care of my language...

Do you take also international or are those puddles on the floor your brains already leaking when trying to understand your own language ?

Bande d'abrutis de yacks confits à la graisse de scolopendres dégénérés, rebuts rétrogrades de fistules purulentes, raclures de pustules irrémédiablement moisies...

That's all for now, it should took you all long enough to understand those !






This whole post is purposely insultiv only to put the topic back on tracks, I usually think that, even though most of y'all are native english speaker you all have at least 2 connecting brain cells between all of you... OOps, I did it again !
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Reply #39 - Nov 4th, 2021 at 7:30am
 
The other day I was at a persons home for a possible seizure and I asked the lady who witnessed it if she was the patient's mother. Whoops. That was dumb. She was his wife.

Then I asked when she was expecting. Whoops again. Ok, the second part didnt happen but wouldve been pretty funny in a horrible way. The first part did and I felt pretty stupid.
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Reply #40 - Nov 4th, 2021 at 8:01am
 
I do tech support...

You have a critical malfunction in the primary organic information processing unit located between the keyboard and the chair.
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Reply #41 - Nov 4th, 2021 at 8:04am
 
She's pathologically incapable of following the simplest of instructions.
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Reply #42 - Nov 4th, 2021 at 8:06am
 
You seem to have gotten an ID ten T error.
(write it down and look at it)
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Reply #43 - Nov 4th, 2021 at 8:07am
 
She's the reason they make decaf.
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Reply #44 - Nov 4th, 2021 at 8:11am
 
The company has a 2 drink at lunch maximum policy.  Technically, a pitcher of Long Island iced tea is just one drink. (5 shots of liquor per glass)
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