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Morphy Slinging.org Moderator Offline Checkmate Posts: 8239	Re: Insults Reply #15 - Oct 26^th, 2021 at 10:01am NooneOfConsequence wrote on Oct 26^th, 2021 at 8:28am: Men say “I love you” by insulting each other. I like to point this out to other men, and then look them straight in the eye with a deadpan, say their name, followed by “I love you”. Awkward 🐢 This is a step up from a fish. Not a huge step but its progress.
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Reply #16 - Oct 26^th, 2021 at 11:01am

Morphy wrote on Oct 26^th, 2021 at 10:01am:

NooneOfConsequence wrote on Oct 26^th, 2021 at 8:28am:

Men say “I love you” by insulting each other. I like to point this out to other men, and then look them straight in the eye with a deadpan, say their name, followed by “I love you”.

Awkward 🐢

This is a step up from a fish. Not a huge step but its progress.

Fish slap… classic!

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“My final hour is at hand. We face an enemy more numerous and cunning than the world has yet seen. Remember your training, and do not fear these unholy hordes. I shall cast the first stone. That will be your sign to attack! But you shall not fight this enemy with stones. No! RAZOR GLANDES! Aim for the eyes! May the Lord have mercy, for we shall show none!“ -Jesus the Noodler (not the real Jesus)

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xud9a - call me zud 👍 Funditor Offline Ringing Slocks ! Posts: 925 Nottinghamshire, England Gender:	Re: Insults Reply #17 - Oct 26^th, 2021 at 12:09pm May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpit of those you love.
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Reply #18 - Oct 26^th, 2021 at 2:15pm

xud9a - call me zud 👍 wrote on Oct 26^th, 2021 at 12:09pm:

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpit of those you love.

Oh… we’re moving into curses now. I like it!

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“My final hour is at hand. We face an enemy more numerous and cunning than the world has yet seen. Remember your training, and do not fear these unholy hordes. I shall cast the first stone. That will be your sign to attack! But you shall not fight this enemy with stones. No! RAZOR GLANDES! Aim for the eyes! May the Lord have mercy, for we shall show none!“ -Jesus the Noodler (not the real Jesus)

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Rat Man Slinging.org Administrator Offline Slinging Rocks! Posts: 14253 New Jersey, USA Gender:	Re: Insults Reply #19 - Oct 26^th, 2021 at 3:39pm When you were born they threw away the baby and kept the afterbirth.
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Curious Aardvark Forum Moderation Offline Taller than the average Dwarf Posts: 13965 Midlands England Gender:	Re: Insults Reply #20 - Oct 26^th, 2021 at 4:47pm A multi gender interchangeable curse: May your testicles/breasts (use as appropriate) turn to concrete, drop off and break both your ankles.
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Greenjay Descens Offline Slinging Rocks! Posts: 153	Re: Insults Reply #21 - Oct 27^th, 2021 at 1:52am You're a nothing,you where born a nothing,and when you die only your fleas will mourn you.
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AncientCraftwork Interfector Viris Spurii Offline Posts: 2403	Re: Insults Reply #22 - Oct 28^th, 2021 at 1:34pm The fool says in his heart, ‘There is no God
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Lightning Jack Ex Member	Re: Insults Reply #23 - Oct 28^th, 2021 at 5:17pm Rat Man wrote on Oct 26^th, 2021 at 3:39pm: When you were born they threw away the baby and kept the afterbirth. Couldn’t that just be simplified to “You were aborted”? (Not trying to start an argument)
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Lightning Jack Ex Member	Re: Insults Reply #24 - Oct 28^th, 2021 at 6:23pm You never saw Jack coming, because you got struck by Lightning.
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Reply #25 - Oct 28^th, 2021 at 9:11pm

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Rat Man wrote on Oct 26^th, 2021 at 3:39pm:

When you were born they threw away the baby and kept the afterbirth.

Couldn’t that just be simplified to “You were aborted”?
(Not trying to start an argument)

Dude… you just took a fun thread and killed it. That was neither funny nor an insult… but you just sucked the fun right out of it.

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“My final hour is at hand. We face an enemy more numerous and cunning than the world has yet seen. Remember your training, and do not fear these unholy hordes. I shall cast the first stone. That will be your sign to attack! But you shall not fight this enemy with stones. No! RAZOR GLANDES! Aim for the eyes! May the Lord have mercy, for we shall show none!“ -Jesus the Noodler (not the real Jesus)

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Reply #26 - Oct 28^th, 2021 at 9:13pm

AncientCraftwork wrote on Oct 28^th, 2021 at 1:34pm:

The fool says in his heart, ‘There is no God

I don’t think you understood the assignment J. Is that an insult? It just looks like a saying from the Bible.

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“My final hour is at hand. We face an enemy more numerous and cunning than the world has yet seen. Remember your training, and do not fear these unholy hordes. I shall cast the first stone. That will be your sign to attack! But you shall not fight this enemy with stones. No! RAZOR GLANDES! Aim for the eyes! May the Lord have mercy, for we shall show none!“ -Jesus the Noodler (not the real Jesus)

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Reply #27 - Oct 28^th, 2021 at 10:10pm

NooneOfConsequence wrote on Oct 28^th, 2021 at 9:11pm:

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Rat Man wrote on Oct 26^th, 2021 at 3:39pm:

When you were born they threw away the baby and kept the afterbirth.

Couldn’t that just be simplified to “You were aborted”?
(Not trying to start an argument)

Dude… you just took a fun thread and killed it. That was neither funny nor an insult… but you just sucked the fun right out of it.

I was merely pointing out how stupid of an insult that is. I don’t understand why someone would waste their time making up insults that don’t make any sense anyway (and that’s true for most everyone not just Ratman).

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Hirtius Senior Member Offline Slinging Rocks! Posts: 272 Gender:	Re: Insults Reply #28 - Oct 28^th, 2021 at 10:18pm NooneOfConsequence wrote on Oct 28^th, 2021 at 9:11pm: Dude… you just took a fun thread and killed it. That was neither funny nor an insult… but you just sucked the fun right out of it. Yeah, that’s not the first time.
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Reply #29 - Oct 28^th, 2021 at 10:27pm

NooneOfConsequence wrote on Oct 28^th, 2021 at 9:13pm:

AncientCraftwork wrote on Oct 28^th, 2021 at 1:34pm:

The fool says in his heart, ‘There is no God

I don’t think you understood the assignment J. Is that an insult? It just looks like a saying from the Bible.

It is not “just a saying” it is from Psalm 14:1

“The fool hath said in his heart, there is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, There is none that doeth good.”
‭‭Psalm‬ ‭14:1‬ ‭KJV‬‬

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