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Reply #15 - Oct 26th, 2021 at 10:01am
 
NooneOfConsequence wrote on Oct 26th, 2021 at 8:28am:
Men say “I love you” by insulting each other. I like to point this out to other men, and then look them straight in the eye with a deadpan, say their name, followed by “I love you”.

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This is a step up from a fish. Not a huge step but its progress.
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Reply #16 - Oct 26th, 2021 at 11:01am
 
Morphy wrote on Oct 26th, 2021 at 10:01am:
NooneOfConsequence wrote on Oct 26th, 2021 at 8:28am:
Men say “I love you” by insulting each other. I like to point this out to other men, and then look them straight in the eye with a deadpan, say their name, followed by “I love you”.

Awkward 🐢


This is a step up from a fish. Not a huge step but its progress.


Fish slap… classic!
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“My final hour is at hand. We face an enemy more numerous and cunning than the world has yet seen. Remember your training, and do not fear the hordes of Judas. I, without sin, shall cast the first stone. That will be your sign to attack! But you shall not fight this unholy enemy with stones. No! RAZOR GLANDES!  Aim for the eyes! May the Lord have mercy, for we shall show none!“  -Jesus the Noodler
 
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Reply #17 - Oct 26th, 2021 at 12:09pm
 
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpit of those you love.
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Reply #18 - Oct 26th, 2021 at 2:15pm
 
xud9a - call me zud 👍 wrote on Oct 26th, 2021 at 12:09pm:
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpit of those you love.


Oh… we’re moving into curses now. I like it!
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“My final hour is at hand. We face an enemy more numerous and cunning than the world has yet seen. Remember your training, and do not fear the hordes of Judas. I, without sin, shall cast the first stone. That will be your sign to attack! But you shall not fight this unholy enemy with stones. No! RAZOR GLANDES!  Aim for the eyes! May the Lord have mercy, for we shall show none!“  -Jesus the Noodler
 
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Reply #19 - Oct 26th, 2021 at 3:39pm
 
   When you were born they threw away the baby and kept the afterbirth.
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Reply #20 - Oct 26th, 2021 at 4:47pm
 
A multi gender interchangeable curse:
May your testicles/breasts (use as appropriate) turn to concrete, drop off and break both your ankles.


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Reply #21 - Oct 27th, 2021 at 1:52am
 
You're a nothing,you where born a nothing,and when you die only your fleas will mourn you.
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Reply #22 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 1:34pm
 
The fool says in his heart, ‘There is no God
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Reply #23 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 5:17pm
 
Rat Man wrote on Oct 26th, 2021 at 3:39pm:
   When you were born they threw away the baby and kept the afterbirth.


Couldn’t that just be simplified to “You were aborted”?
(Not trying to start an argument)
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Reply #24 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 6:23pm
 
You never saw Jack coming, because you got struck by Lightning. Grin
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Reply #25 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 9:11pm
 
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Rat Man wrote on Oct 26th, 2021 at 3:39pm:
   When you were born they threw away the baby and kept the afterbirth.


Couldn’t that just be simplified to “You were aborted”?
(Not trying to start an argument)


Dude… you just took a fun thread and killed it. That was neither funny nor an insult… but you just sucked the fun right out of it.
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“My final hour is at hand. We face an enemy more numerous and cunning than the world has yet seen. Remember your training, and do not fear the hordes of Judas. I, without sin, shall cast the first stone. That will be your sign to attack! But you shall not fight this unholy enemy with stones. No! RAZOR GLANDES!  Aim for the eyes! May the Lord have mercy, for we shall show none!“  -Jesus the Noodler
 
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Reply #26 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 9:13pm
 
AncientCraftwork wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 1:34pm:
The fool says in his heart, ‘There is no God


I don’t think you understood the assignment J. Is that an insult? It just looks like a saying from the Bible.
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“My final hour is at hand. We face an enemy more numerous and cunning than the world has yet seen. Remember your training, and do not fear the hordes of Judas. I, without sin, shall cast the first stone. That will be your sign to attack! But you shall not fight this unholy enemy with stones. No! RAZOR GLANDES!  Aim for the eyes! May the Lord have mercy, for we shall show none!“  -Jesus the Noodler
 
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Reply #27 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:10pm
 
NooneOfConsequence wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 9:11pm:
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Rat Man wrote on Oct 26th, 2021 at 3:39pm:
   When you were born they threw away the baby and kept the afterbirth.


Couldn’t that just be simplified to “You were aborted”?
(Not trying to start an argument)


Dude… you just took a fun thread and killed it. That was neither funny nor an insult… but you just sucked the fun right out of it.


I was merely pointing out how stupid of an insult that is. I don’t understand why someone would waste their time making up insults that don’t make any sense anyway (and that’s true for most everyone not just Ratman).
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Reply #28 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:18pm
 
NooneOfConsequence wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 9:11pm:
Dude… you just took a fun thread and killed it. That was neither funny nor an insult… but you just sucked the fun right out of it.


Yeah, that’s not the first time.
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Reply #29 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:27pm
 
NooneOfConsequence wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 9:13pm:
AncientCraftwork wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 1:34pm:
The fool says in his heart, ‘There is no God


I don’t think you understood the assignment J. Is that an insult? It just looks like a saying from the Bible.


It is not “just a saying” it is from Psalm 14:1
 
    “The fool hath said in his heart, there is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, There is none that doeth good.”
‭‭Psalm‬ ‭14:1‬ ‭KJV‬‬
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