Closing a case at all would be a small miracle.
But this case was dealt with by the pcso's anyway, they're not real police and that's fine as it wasn't a real crime.
Who doesn't have ketchup on a kebab ?
It's kebab, the whole point of the sauces is to disguise the taste
I grew up with mayonnaise and gravy on chips.
Not together, I was in Germany not Canada
Hell I even have ketchup on hotdogs.
As for the cork, well even drunks don't want to spill their drink.
When you've got a sling, ketchup bottle, knife and wine bottle, putting the cork back in just makes sense