Greetings Dan
Mr Aaaaardvark (all hail) has been advised to take a cuppatee to a darkened room.
The heart of England is a title claimed by those odd people in the west midlands.
He (and I) live in the best county of England.......Derbyshire in the East Midlands.
He lives, more or less in the very geographic centre of England. I live on the edge of the peak District national park.
So huge welcome from Derbyshire .
Cheers
Zud