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Morphy in distress ?
Mar 22^nd, 2021 at 8:36pm

Re: Abstract Sling Design Tie Breaker/First Place Winner!
Reply #4 - Yesterday at 5:09pm

The race is close people!!! Get your votes in now! If you dont vote or forward this post to five people you will have bad luck your next slinging session! For your sake and for the sake of the children, please vote... For the love of all that's good and pure vote!

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Morphy Slinging.org Moderator Offline Checkmate Posts: 8102	Re: Morphy in distress ? Reply #1 - Mar 22^nd, 2021 at 9:20pm I must say youre truly quite the politician Zud lol! Things make more sense now. I wouldve given you two votes if I could though.
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xud9a - call me zud 👍 Funditor Offline Ringing Slocks ! Posts: 575 Nottinghamshire, England Gender:	Re: Morphy in distress ? Reply #2 - Mar 23^rd, 2021 at 9:26am Bump
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Re: Morphy in distress ?
Reply #3 - Mar 24^th, 2021 at 9:57am

xud9a - call me zud 👍 wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2021 at 9:26am:

Bump

In the spirit of maintaining only the most high quality conversations on slinging.org, please refrain from wasting precious server space with vapid “bump” messages.

When a thread does need to rise back to the top for the edification of the Internet, I would suggest you choose from among the following pre-approved phrases (please pay special attention to punctuation):

First!
Potato!
Please speak up. I didn’t hear you.
potato.
Use this one weird trick to improve your toenails. Click here to find out how.
Aim with the belly.
That’s not how they do it on the Balearic Islands
Potato?
People over 55 are cutting their mortgage interest in half using this weird trick.
Morphy wouldn’t have “seasonal allergies” if his boots weren’t so sexy.

Of course the official list is much longer, but this is a good start. Add to this list and email it to all your friends or you will have bad luck for the next 100 years.

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“My final hour is at hand. We face an enemy more numerous and cunning than the world has yet seen. Remember your training, and do not fear the hordes of Judas. I, without sin, shall cast the first stone. That will be your sign to attack! But you shall not fight this unholy enemy with stones. No! RAZOR GLANDES! Aim for the eyes! May the Lord have mercy, for we shall show none!“ -Jesus the Noodler

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xud9a - call me zud 👍 Funditor Offline Ringing Slocks ! Posts: 575 Nottinghamshire, England Gender:	Re: Morphy in distress ? Reply #4 - Mar 24^th, 2021 at 6:27pm Awww NoC, all these wasted years potato on the planet and biscuit I only just biscuit learnt what biscuit bump meant biscuit. Bowever, since you ask so politely and indeed biscuit offer a list of useful biscuit workrounds I will comply. Cheers Zud👍Biscuit
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xud9a - call me zud 👍 Funditor Offline Ringing Slocks ! Posts: 575 Nottinghamshire, England Gender:	Re: Morphy in distress ? Reply #5 - Mar 24^th, 2021 at 6:29pm Potato ?
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xud9a - call me zud 👍 Funditor Offline Ringing Slocks ! Posts: 575 Nottinghamshire, England Gender:	Re: Morphy in distress ? Reply #6 - Mar 24^th, 2021 at 6:30pm Potato. Sexy Morphy Toenail Biscuit potato.
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Morphy Slinging.org Moderator Offline Checkmate Posts: 8102	Re: Morphy in distress ? Reply #7 - Mar 24^th, 2021 at 9:34pm This thread started out weird and somehow has progressed to a very odd place. I dont feel safe here.
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xud9a - call me zud 👍 Funditor Offline Ringing Slocks ! Posts: 575 Nottinghamshire, England Gender:	Re: Morphy in distress ? Reply #8 - Mar 25^th, 2021 at 6:46am Different levels of insanity for different days of the week. I told you, it's TUESDAY 🦄
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xud9a - call me zud 👍 Funditor Offline Ringing Slocks ! Posts: 575 Nottinghamshire, England Gender:	Re: Morphy in distress ? Reply #9 - Mar 25^th, 2021 at 9:43pm Potato biscuit Toenail Morphy sexy. But only if over 55s use this trick not to pay their taxes !
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xud9a - call me zud 👍 Funditor Offline Ringing Slocks ! Posts: 575 Nottinghamshire, England Gender:	Re: Morphy in distress ? Reply #10 - Mar 25^th, 2021 at 9:44pm Aim with your biscuit .
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xud9a - call me zud 👍 Funditor Offline Ringing Slocks ! Posts: 575 Nottinghamshire, England Gender:	Re: Morphy in distress ? Reply #11 - Mar 25^th, 2021 at 9:48pm @NoC Thanks for your kind and gentle instruction. I'm really biscuit getting the hang of this biscuit.
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Re: Morphy in distress ?
Reply #12 - Mar 25^th, 2021 at 10:04pm

Just do your thing Xud. Do your thing.

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“My final hour is at hand. We face an enemy more numerous and cunning than the world has yet seen. Remember your training, and do not fear the hordes of Judas. I, without sin, shall cast the first stone. That will be your sign to attack! But you shall not fight this unholy enemy with stones. No! RAZOR GLANDES! Aim for the eyes! May the Lord have mercy, for we shall show none!“ -Jesus the Noodler

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xud9a - call me zud 👍 Funditor Offline Ringing Slocks ! Posts: 575 Nottinghamshire, England Gender:	Re: Morphy in distress ? Reply #13 - Mar 26^th, 2021 at 8:50am Rotflol 👍
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