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Reply #120 - Jul 13th, 2020 at 8:57am
 
First time I read your quote and then saw it was by Jesus the Noodler I laughed out loud. Yes, Jesus the Noodler, the lesser known messiah of the slinging community.  Smiley
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Reply #121 - Jul 13th, 2020 at 10:10pm
 
I picture Jesus the Noodler as a 1-dimensional version of Jesus where every parable and miracle and sermon somehow ties back to slinging... like the guy in My Big Fat Greek Wedding who made everything about Greece.
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“My final hour is at hand. We face an enemy more numerous and cunning than the world has yet seen. Remember your training, and do not fear the hordes of Judas. I, without sin, shall cast the first stone. That will be your sign to attack! But you shall not fight this unholy enemy with stones. No! RAZOR GLANDES!  Aim for the eyes! May the Lord have mercy, for we shall show none!“  -Jesus the Noodler
 
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Reply #122 - Jul 14th, 2020 at 10:43am
 
I have to stop myself because the jokes just write themselves. I actually really liked RSes posts. But then again I do have a weird sense of humor. RS if you are out there I may not believe much of what you wrote but I appreciate the fact that you were willing to write it. It definitely added a different flavor to the usual threads we get here. No hard feelings, some of the stuff I’ve said has been pretty crazy myself lol.

Now Apoc on the other hand... that thread still remains as one of the most soul destroying of any I’ve seen on here. I tried to derail it but there was no stopping it.
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Reply #123 - Jul 15th, 2020 at 3:11am
 
Well I tryed to aim for the eyes Shocked
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Razor glandes, Aim for the eyes!!!
 
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Reply #124 - Jul 15th, 2020 at 3:25am
 
Awesome!
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Reply #125 - Jul 15th, 2020 at 3:31am
 
Definitely give you a headache
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Razor glandes, Aim for the eyes!!!
 
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Reply #126 - Jul 16th, 2020 at 12:37am
 
Ok, that’s it. I’m making a razor glande t-shirt.
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“My final hour is at hand. We face an enemy more numerous and cunning than the world has yet seen. Remember your training, and do not fear the hordes of Judas. I, without sin, shall cast the first stone. That will be your sign to attack! But you shall not fight this unholy enemy with stones. No! RAZOR GLANDES!  Aim for the eyes! May the Lord have mercy, for we shall show none!“  -Jesus the Noodler
 
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Reply #127 - Jul 16th, 2020 at 12:46am
 
I’ll be your supermodel!!
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Reply #128 - Jul 16th, 2020 at 4:20am
 
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Reply #129 - Jul 16th, 2020 at 4:25am
 
100m “deereye” shot!!!
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Reply #130 - Jul 16th, 2020 at 6:50am
 
https://youtu.be/AFa1-kciCb4

This song was playing in my head during your video.  Grin
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Reply #131 - Jul 16th, 2020 at 7:01am
 
I’m definitely the ugly
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Reply #132 - Jul 20th, 2020 at 2:30am
 
Mersa wrote on Jul 16th, 2020 at 12:46am:
I’ll be your supermodel!!



Ok... How about this for a t-shirt?
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“My final hour is at hand. We face an enemy more numerous and cunning than the world has yet seen. Remember your training, and do not fear the hordes of Judas. I, without sin, shall cast the first stone. That will be your sign to attack! But you shall not fight this unholy enemy with stones. No! RAZOR GLANDES!  Aim for the eyes! May the Lord have mercy, for we shall show none!“  -Jesus the Noodler
 
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Reply #133 - Jul 20th, 2020 at 2:44am
 
Love it!!!
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Reply #134 - Jul 20th, 2020 at 8:36am
 
Not going to lie that’s pretty funny.  Grin
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