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Sling as main survival weapon (Read 32948 times)
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First time I read your quote and then saw it was by Jesus the Noodler I laughed out loud. Yes, Jesus the Noodler, the lesser known messiah of the slinging community.
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I picture Jesus the Noodler as a 1-dimensional version of Jesus where every parable and miracle and sermon somehow ties back to slinging... like the guy in My Big Fat Greek Wedding who made everything about Greece.
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“My final hour is at hand. We face an enemy more numerous and cunning than the world has yet seen. Remember your training, and do not fear the hordes of Judas. I, without sin, shall cast the first stone. That will be your sign to attack! But you shall not fight this unholy enemy with stones. No! RAZOR GLANDES! Aim for the eyes! May the Lord have mercy, for we shall show none!“ -Jesus the Noodler
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I have to stop myself because the jokes just write themselves. I actually really liked RSes posts. But then again I do have a weird sense of humor. RS if you are out there I may not believe much of what you wrote but I appreciate the fact that you were willing to write it. It definitely added a different flavor to the usual threads we get here. No hard feelings, some of the stuff I’ve said has been pretty crazy myself lol.
Now Apoc on the other hand... that thread still remains as one of the most soul destroying of any I’ve seen on here. I tried to derail it but there was no stopping it.
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Well I tryed to aim for the eyes
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Razor glandes, Aim for the eyes!!!
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Awesome!
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Definitely give you a headache
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Razor glandes, Aim for the eyes!!!
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Ok, that’s it. I’m making a razor glande t-shirt.
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“My final hour is at hand. We face an enemy more numerous and cunning than the world has yet seen. Remember your training, and do not fear the hordes of Judas. I, without sin, shall cast the first stone. That will be your sign to attack! But you shall not fight this unholy enemy with stones. No! RAZOR GLANDES! Aim for the eyes! May the Lord have mercy, for we shall show none!“ -Jesus the Noodler
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I’ll be your supermodel!!
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Razor glandes, Aim for the eyes!!!
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100m “deereye” shot!!!
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Razor glandes, Aim for the eyes!!!
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Jul 16
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https://youtu.be/AFa1-kciCb4
This song was playing in my head during your video.
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I’m definitely the ugly
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Razor glandes, Aim for the eyes!!!
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Mersa wrote
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I’ll be your supermodel!!
Ok... How about this for a t-shirt?
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“My final hour is at hand. We face an enemy more numerous and cunning than the world has yet seen. Remember your training, and do not fear the hordes of Judas. I, without sin, shall cast the first stone. That will be your sign to attack! But you shall not fight this unholy enemy with stones. No! RAZOR GLANDES! Aim for the eyes! May the Lord have mercy, for we shall show none!“ -Jesus the Noodler
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Love it!!!
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Razor glandes, Aim for the eyes!!!
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Not going to lie that’s pretty funny.
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