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Morphy Slinging.org Moderator Offline Checkmate Posts: 8102	Re: Sling as main survival weapon Reply #120 - Jul 13^th, 2020 at 8:57am First time I read your quote and then saw it was by Jesus the Noodler I laughed out loud. Yes, Jesus the Noodler, the lesser known messiah of the slinging community.
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Reply #121 - Jul 13^th, 2020 at 10:10pm

I picture Jesus the Noodler as a 1-dimensional version of Jesus where every parable and miracle and sermon somehow ties back to slinging... like the guy in My Big Fat Greek Wedding who made everything about Greece.

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“My final hour is at hand. We face an enemy more numerous and cunning than the world has yet seen. Remember your training, and do not fear the hordes of Judas. I, without sin, shall cast the first stone. That will be your sign to attack! But you shall not fight this unholy enemy with stones. No! RAZOR GLANDES! Aim for the eyes! May the Lord have mercy, for we shall show none!“ -Jesus the Noodler

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Reply #122 - Jul 14^th, 2020 at 10:43am

I have to stop myself because the jokes just write themselves. I actually really liked RSes posts. But then again I do have a weird sense of humor. RS if you are out there I may not believe much of what you wrote but I appreciate the fact that you were willing to write it. It definitely added a different flavor to the usual threads we get here. No hard feelings, some of the stuff I’ve said has been pretty crazy myself lol.

Now Apoc on the other hand... that thread still remains as one of the most soul destroying of any I’ve seen on here. I tried to derail it but there was no stopping it.

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Mersa Interfector Viris Spurii Offline Druid Posts: 2612 Australia Gender:	Re: Sling as main survival weapon Reply #123 - Jul 15^th, 2020 at 3:11am Well I tryed to aim for the eyes
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Kick Forum Moderation Offline Posts: 4451 Finland	Re: Sling as main survival weapon Reply #124 - Jul 15^th, 2020 at 3:25am Awesome!
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Mersa Interfector Viris Spurii Offline Druid Posts: 2612 Australia Gender:	Re: Sling as main survival weapon Reply #125 - Jul 15^th, 2020 at 3:31am Definitely give you a headache
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Reply #126 - Jul 16^th, 2020 at 12:37am

Ok, that’s it. I’m making a razor glande t-shirt.

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“My final hour is at hand. We face an enemy more numerous and cunning than the world has yet seen. Remember your training, and do not fear the hordes of Judas. I, without sin, shall cast the first stone. That will be your sign to attack! But you shall not fight this unholy enemy with stones. No! RAZOR GLANDES! Aim for the eyes! May the Lord have mercy, for we shall show none!“ -Jesus the Noodler

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Mersa Interfector Viris Spurii Offline Druid Posts: 2612 Australia Gender:	Re: Sling as main survival weapon Reply #127 - Jul 16^th, 2020 at 12:46am I’ll be your supermodel!!
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AncientCraftwork Interfector Viris Spurii Offline Posts: 2403	Re: Sling as main survival weapon Reply #128 - Jul 16^th, 2020 at 4:20am -
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Mersa Interfector Viris Spurii Offline Druid Posts: 2612 Australia Gender:	Re: Sling as main survival weapon Reply #129 - Jul 16^th, 2020 at 4:25am 100m “deereye” shot!!!
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Morphy Slinging.org Moderator Offline Checkmate Posts: 8102	Re: Sling as main survival weapon Reply #130 - Jul 16^th, 2020 at 6:50am https://youtu.be/AFa1-kciCb4 This song was playing in my head during your video.
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Mersa Interfector Viris Spurii Offline Druid Posts: 2612 Australia Gender:	Re: Sling as main survival weapon Reply #131 - Jul 16^th, 2020 at 7:01am I’m definitely the ugly
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Re: Sling as main survival weapon
Reply #132 - Jul 20^th, 2020 at 2:30am

Mersa wrote on Jul 16^th, 2020 at 12:46am:

I’ll be your supermodel!!

Ok... How about this for a t-shirt?

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“My final hour is at hand. We face an enemy more numerous and cunning than the world has yet seen. Remember your training, and do not fear the hordes of Judas. I, without sin, shall cast the first stone. That will be your sign to attack! But you shall not fight this unholy enemy with stones. No! RAZOR GLANDES! Aim for the eyes! May the Lord have mercy, for we shall show none!“ -Jesus the Noodler

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Mersa Interfector Viris Spurii Offline Druid Posts: 2612 Australia Gender:	Re: Sling as main survival weapon Reply #133 - Jul 20^th, 2020 at 2:44am Love it!!!
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Morphy Slinging.org Moderator Offline Checkmate Posts: 8102	Re: Sling as main survival weapon Reply #134 - Jul 20^th, 2020 at 8:36am Not going to lie that’s pretty funny.
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