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Yes, well, (Putting Mod hat on) it might be best if we all pretend we don't know what we're talking about. I don't think any lines have been crossed yet, so let's keep it that way Ladies and Gentlemen, and stay family friendly!
Now, onward and forward...
I've read over all the posts in this thread and have come to a couple of conclusions...
1. There (quite obviously) seem to be a few seperate factions. Can't we all just agree to disagree? No? LOL. Alright fine then. Maybe we can make some progress by categorizing them. Here's the list I have currently been able to discern. A. Anti-Sportsmen: These are the Slingers who embrace the sling as a hobby or an art form and can't stomach the idea of anything as yucky as rules touching them. If this is you, then this is not the thread for you. The whole purpose of this particular forum (and thread) is to determine the particulars of slinging as a sport. There's nothing wrong with disliking the concept, but arguing against it only confounds the issue for those Slingers who do like the idea. Just remember that nobody here is trying to take away your rights to sling whatever, whenever, wherever and however.
B. Free-Form Sportsmen: These are the Slingers that like (or at least tolerate) the idea of Slinging as a Sport, but only if there are very few (or even no) rules and/or standards. Well, I understand this. I used to do quite a bit of “sword fighting” with (what we called) “Boffers”. These were PVC Pipe covered with foam insulation, wrapped in duct tape. We had very few rules for these bouts. It was major big fun, let me tell you. I used samurai sword fighting techniques (with a bit of Jedi thrown in), and another friend of mine liked renaissance style fencing. Like I said, mucho fun-o. However, a world-wide recognized sport it could never be. When people are competing for more than “the fun of it”, rules that encourage (or even force) fair-play are mandatory. Let’s face it. People cheat. They often do whatever they must to win. A Boffer filled with concrete would probably win the bout pretty quickly!
C. Pro-Standarizers: These are Slingers that are in agreement with the idea of making everybody use the same stuff, the same way, the same where. I gotta say that I understand this as well for the very reasons I mentioned already. However, there is something to be said for creativity and a certain amount of fluidity even in a competition sport. Watching American Football for me is an exhausting mental exercise that usually doesn’t really seem worth it. Why? Because it is super over regulated. I challenge someone to find an NFL game that lasts even 5 minutes without a penalty flag being thrown. If you do, I’ll bet you that it was from at least 30 years ago. I fully understand the reasons for the rules. It’s because people keep stepping on the Spirit of the Game in order to WIN. So, rules are applied in order to maintain the Spirit of the game, which in turn kills it. Pretty soon you have a game that goes from “Try to get past the other team with the ball by outsmarting or outplaying them” to “Try to think of ways to get around the exhaustive rules and still win.” And Fun goes out the window. D. Freeform Standardizers: Yeah, I know. It’s an oxymoron. But, I gotta say that this is the category that yours truly falls into. At least in relation to accuracy competition. These are the Slingers that believe in something between B and C. We need some rules to, in fact, make it a competition and something that can be recognized as an actual sport, without completely sacrificing our personal creativity and preferences. I quite like RatMan’s bowling analogies. Very few and simple standards, and still a great game for competition. Nobody says after losing a bowling match, “Well, he only won because he’s using a shallow fingertip, thumb hole-less, 9 ½ pound, fluorescent pink ball that he only throws straight.” Why not? Because it’s ridiculous, that’s why. The object of the game is to knock down the pins. Period. Don’t step over the foul line, use a ball that you can lift, and knock down all the pins. What else is there?
2. We need to make some Headway. This is my second conclusion. I suspect that we could probably argue about all this stuff until the second coming and just let the Lord settle things, or we could get down to brass tacks. I mean, this particular thread started on October 9th 2011 at 8:34am. Woah Nelly! And how many other threads are there like this one? Five? Seven? A Dozen? (C_A, please feel free to NOT answer this very rhetorical question..) I shudder to think of it.
3. It will take time and a bunch of polls. Even if we get motivated and excited about it, it will take time to determine the particulars of this. I will start the ball rolling with a new thread and poll starting with accuracy standards for the purpose of competition. I will start with the current Accuracy Standards listed within the Ranking System and we can fine tune from there.
Slingers! Nothing will be decided until decisions are made! Let’s get busy!
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