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Curious Aardvark Forum Moderation Offline Taller than the average Dwarf Posts: 13965 Midlands England Gender:	Long Pig Sausage anyone (Bwhahahahaha) Oct 31^st, 2009 at 8:15am Going to a halloween party tonight. Decided not to bother with a costume and just go in my normal bbq gear
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Burner Interfector Viris Spurii Offline Take me out to the ball game........ Posts: 1238 Northeast Florida Gender:	Re: Long Pig Sausage anyone (Bwhahahahaha) Reply #1 - Oct 31^st, 2009 at 8:43am Hilarious!The crocs make you so unassuming.Is the sickle plastic?
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Fundibularius Interfector Viris Spurii Offline Sultan of Sling Posts: 1385 Inter Mosam ac Rhenum Gender:	Re: Long Pig Sausage anyone (Bwhahahahaha) Reply #2 - Oct 31^st, 2009 at 9:08am Don´t forget the fava beans and the chianti, Dr Lecter!
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Steven Interfector Viris Spurii Offline RaptorIsAsRaptorDoes Posts: 2101 Austin, Tx. Gender:	Re: Long Pig Sausage anyone (Bwhahahahaha) Reply #3 - Oct 31^st, 2009 at 9:29am Cool Beans!
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xxkid123 Past Moderator Offline Hallo, ich heiße kartoffel Posts: 4807 new to california Gender:	Re: Long Pig Sausage anyone (Bwhahahahaha) Reply #4 - Oct 31^st, 2009 at 10:06am hehe, now when you kill all the unassuming kids to steal their candy the blood will just look like part of your costume.
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Reply #5 - Oct 31^st, 2009 at 11:02am

yeah plastic sickle.

originally I was going to borrow a 4 foot long chinese axe from my martial arts teacher.
But I got talked out of that on grounds of both lethality and practicality lol
the sickle fits nicely in the aprons pockets Wink

Once you've opened someone up it helps if you've got two hands to remove the intestines lol

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timann Interfector Viris Spurii Offline Slinging Rocks! Posts: 2504 Norway Gender:	Re: Long Pig Sausage anyone (Bwhahahahaha) Reply #6 - Oct 31^st, 2009 at 12:03pm Plastic sickle These two cute sweeties is what awaits any short stupid innocent wannabe-monster touching my door-bell. NOT plastic. Moahahahaha. timann
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timann Interfector Viris Spurii Offline Slinging Rocks! Posts: 2504 Norway Gender:	Re: Long Pig Sausage anyone (Bwhahahahaha) Reply #7 - Oct 31^st, 2009 at 12:12pm Or maybe these sweethearts Sweeney Todd ps. Hope you will eat well tonight, curious_aardwark
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Reply #8 - Oct 31^st, 2009 at 12:26pm

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ps. Hope you will eat well tonight, curious_aardwark Wink

Well lycurgus is laying on the grub so should be a decent spread

And crocs are the serial killers footear of choice.
Comfortable for those long stalks, quiet so they don't hear you coming and you can just throw them in the washing machine to remove the 'stains'.

beware men wearing crocs !

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Woonilsra Interfector Viris Spurii Offline Posts: 1611	Re: Long Pig Sausage anyone (Bwhahahahaha) Reply #9 - Oct 31^st, 2009 at 3:33pm that is aweseom! try not to leave the evidene behind. the crocks rule- who'd mess with a butcher wearing crocs?
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Lycurgus Senior Member Offline [ch924][ch927][ch923 ][ch937][ch925] [ch923][ch913][ch914 ][ch917] Posts: 445 Coventry, England Gender:	Re: Long Pig Sausage anyone (Bwhahahahaha) Reply #10 - Nov 8^th, 2009 at 2:04pm Did you get any photos Alex? I forgot to take any so I am kinda hoping other people can send me theirs. BTW I hope you enjoyed our little shindig.
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Reply #11 - Nov 8^th, 2009 at 3:03pm

Yep great night.
Although one of the hosts proved himself to be a bit of a lightweight and fell asleep at 2am lol

Mind you I reckon what with the elderflower champagne, mulled wine and damson gin, I suspect I might have been close to being over the limit to drive when i finally toddled of at 02:30

Might bring a sleeping bag next year Wink

pic of brick coffin complete with occupant attached.

The garden was absolutely amazing. lights, skulls, hanged men giant spiders in webs - fantastic.
Not to mention all the witches (who weren't allowed to come dressed as witches 'cos that was just putting on their work clothes) No, I didn't make that up lol
Thoroughly enjoyed myself

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Curious Aardvark Forum Moderation Offline Taller than the average Dwarf Posts: 13965 Midlands England Gender:	Re: Long Pig Sausage anyone (Bwhahahahaha) Reply #12 - Nov 8^th, 2009 at 3:07pm spider web
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Curious Aardvark Forum Moderation Offline Taller than the average Dwarf Posts: 13965 Midlands England Gender:	Re: Long Pig Sausage anyone (Bwhahahahaha) Reply #13 - Nov 8^th, 2009 at 3:14pm some of the other guests. And the scariest thing is the girl in the red devil costume was 14 !
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Curious Aardvark Forum Moderation Offline Taller than the average Dwarf Posts: 13965 Midlands England Gender:	Re: Long Pig Sausage anyone (Bwhahahahaha) Reply #14 - Nov 8^th, 2009 at 3:17pm This guy was just hanging around
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