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Long Pig Sausage anyone (Bwhahahahaha)
Oct 31st, 2009 at 8:15am
 
Going to a halloween party tonight.
Decided not to bother with a costume and just go in my normal bbq gear Wink
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Reply #1 - Oct 31st, 2009 at 8:43am
 
Hilarious!The crocs make you so unassuming.Is the sickle plastic?
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Reply #2 - Oct 31st, 2009 at 9:08am
 
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Reply #3 - Oct 31st, 2009 at 9:29am
 
Cool Beans!  Shocked
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Reply #4 - Oct 31st, 2009 at 10:06am
 
hehe, now when you kill all the unassuming kids to steal their candy the blood will just look like part of your costume.
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Reply #5 - Oct 31st, 2009 at 11:02am
 
yeah plastic sickle.

originally I was going to borrow a 4 foot long chinese axe from my martial arts teacher.
But I got talked out of that on grounds of both lethality and practicality lol
the sickle fits nicely in the aprons pockets Wink
Once you've opened someone up it helps if you've got two hands to remove the intestines lol
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Reply #6 - Oct 31st, 2009 at 12:03pm
 
Plastic sickle Shocked
These two cute sweeties is what awaits any short stupid innocent wannabe-monster touching my door-bell.
NOT plastic.
Moahahahaha.
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Reply #7 - Oct 31st, 2009 at 12:12pm
 
Or maybe these sweethearts

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ps.  Hope you will eat well tonight, curious_aardwark Wink
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Reply #8 - Oct 31st, 2009 at 12:26pm
 
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ps.  Hope you will eat well tonight, curious_aardwark Wink

Well lycurgus is laying on the grub so should be a decent spread Smiley

And crocs are the serial killers footear of choice.
Comfortable for those long stalks, quiet so they don't hear you coming and you can just throw them in the washing machine to remove the 'stains'.

beware men wearing crocs !

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Reply #9 - Oct 31st, 2009 at 3:33pm
 
that is aweseom! try not to leave the evidene behind.
the crocks rule- who'd mess with a butcher wearing crocs?
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Reply #10 - Nov 8th, 2009 at 2:04pm
 
Did you get any photos Alex?
I forgot to take  Embarrassed any so I am kinda hoping other people can send me theirs.

BTW I hope you enjoyed our little shindig.
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Reply #11 - Nov 8th, 2009 at 3:03pm
 
Yep great night.
Although one of the hosts proved himself to be a bit of a lightweight and fell asleep at 2am lol

Mind you I reckon what with the elderflower champagne, mulled wine and damson gin, I suspect I might have been close to being over the limit to drive when i finally toddled of at 02:30 Smiley
Might bring a sleeping bag next year Wink

pic of brick coffin complete with occupant attached.

The garden was absolutely amazing. lights, skulls, hanged men giant spiders in webs - fantastic.
Not to mention all the witches (who weren't allowed to come dressed as witches 'cos that was just putting on their work clothes) No, I didn't make that up lol
Thoroughly enjoyed myself Smiley
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Reply #12 - Nov 8th, 2009 at 3:07pm
 
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Reply #13 - Nov 8th, 2009 at 3:14pm
 
some of the other guests.
And the scariest thing is the girl in the red devil costume was 14 !
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Reply #14 - Nov 8th, 2009 at 3:17pm
 
This guy was just hanging around Wink
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