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Reply #15 - Oct 23rd, 2009 at 8:33am
 
Smiley Hmmm, but then Mallorcans of today would kill us. The slinger then would have to be Greek (from Rhodes or better Crete, maybe). Just to serve some antique and modern stereotypes.

I`d rather stick to the original.
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Ferrugo numquam dormit.&&(Nigellus Iuvenis)&&&&

Noch weiz ich an im mere daz mir ist bekant
einen lintrachen  slouch des heledes hant
do badet er in dem blvote  des ist der helt gemeit
von also vester hvte  daz in nie wafen sit versneit.
 
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Reply #16 - Oct 23rd, 2009 at 11:16am
 
Na, hast du was vor, nach der Schlacht meine ich
Nein und du
Tja wir könnten mal
Ja oder auch
Das wär aber geil
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Reply #17 - Oct 23rd, 2009 at 1:21pm
 
Waere ein Bestseller, vor allem in Koeln, Barcelona oder Lissabon.
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Ferrugo numquam dormit.&&(Nigellus Iuvenis)&&&&

Noch weiz ich an im mere daz mir ist bekant
einen lintrachen  slouch des heledes hant
do badet er in dem blvote  des ist der helt gemeit
von also vester hvte  daz in nie wafen sit versneit.
 
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Reply #18 - Oct 24th, 2009 at 9:21pm
 
The wife once saw me playing a WWII computer game (Combat Mission). I explained the action: a small patrol of German Security troops (probably older, not very well armed, second line troops) patrolling towards a treeline that almost certainly contained partisans-- all this in winter '43, glacial cold and bitter wind.

Just send them home for a bowl of soup, my wife suggested. And so I did.
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Reply #19 - Oct 25th, 2009 at 5:17am
 
Wise decision. Might have spared some trouble, had it happened a few years earlier in the real world. My grandmother´s soups were phantastic.
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Ferrugo numquam dormit.&&(Nigellus Iuvenis)&&&&

Noch weiz ich an im mere daz mir ist bekant
einen lintrachen  slouch des heledes hant
do badet er in dem blvote  des ist der helt gemeit
von also vester hvte  daz in nie wafen sit versneit.
 
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Reply #20 - Oct 25th, 2009 at 6:08am
 

Make soup, not war.
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Reply #21 - Oct 25th, 2009 at 10:14am
 
David Morningstar wrote on Oct 25th, 2009 at 6:08am:
Make soup, not war.


That´s exactly what she used to say.
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Ferrugo numquam dormit.&&(Nigellus Iuvenis)&&&&

Noch weiz ich an im mere daz mir ist bekant
einen lintrachen  slouch des heledes hant
do badet er in dem blvote  des ist der helt gemeit
von also vester hvte  daz in nie wafen sit versneit.
 
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Reply #22 - Oct 26th, 2009 at 7:58am
 
Quote:
"Hi-ho", he murmured, and the stallion understood.  


It all becomes clear: the slingers are the seven dwarfs, the romans daughter is sleeping beauty and the romans are the conjurings of the wicked witch !
And the soup is poisoned (apples were out of season)

Don't know how I didn't see it straight away.
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Reply #23 - Mar 28th, 2010 at 9:34pm
 
The General fixed the old slinger with his one good eye. When he spoke it was in Balearic, but the slinger showed no surprise. "The Numidians say you single handedly fought off the Roman ambush. You slung their line to a standstill. Is it true ?"

The slinger shrugged. "Yes."

"You slung for my father."

"I was in the advance party the day he was killed."

"You can sling. Can you hit anything you want ?"

"If it can be hit I can hit it."

"Could you hit a man on horseback ?"

"Yes".

"At three hundred paces ?"

"Yes."

"Going full gallop ? In armour, but bare-headed.  Surrounded by guards with long shields-- special guards, mounted legionaries. Going down a road, and slowing a little at the bend."

The slinger thought for a while.

"Yes, if I shoot lead. A special bullet, this big." He showed the hollow of his palm.

"Tonight you speak to the Byzantine-- the Chief Engineer of the army". The General used the Punic expression. "He will have the mould made as you want, at once and the bullet will be cast in the morning. You must leave tomorrow at nightfall. Can you do it ?"
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Reply #24 - Mar 28th, 2010 at 10:19pm
 
I really enjoyed the Story, Your a great writer Thearos, Thank's for bringing this to the top and adding to It, Keep on Writing !     Grin
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Reply #25 - Mar 29th, 2010 at 4:57am
 
Yes Sir, another great story! Give us more!

I'm just not sure who is the target. Fabius? Aemilius Paullus? Scipio? If it were the latter, there would be a lot of interesting what-ifs.  Smiley
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Ferrugo numquam dormit.&&(Nigellus Iuvenis)&&&&

Noch weiz ich an im mere daz mir ist bekant
einen lintrachen  slouch des heledes hant
do badet er in dem blvote  des ist der helt gemeit
von also vester hvte  daz in nie wafen sit versneit.
 
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Reply #26 - Mar 29th, 2010 at 11:30am
 
Good read, Thearos.  As with the last one, I wish it was longer.  Thanks.
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Reply #27 - Apr 4th, 2010 at 7:36pm
 
Ah, the joys of historical fiction.  You're a good writer and you know what you are talking about!  Way too fun!  

...So, what happens next?  Don't leave us hanging!
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Reply #28 - Jun 1st, 2014 at 6:23pm
 
As always, the General was too hasty. The slinger and the Byzantine engineer quickly understood the matter-- in the pidgin Carthaginian, mingled with the Iberian, Celtic, Balearic, Sicilian Greek, and even Latin, which after so many years in Italy everyone spoke in the camp. The Byzantine-- who had worked as a goldsmith and a sculptor, before his exile for embezzlement and his conversion to siege engines-- made the moulds with his own hands in the night, and the first lead bullets-- cast, then cooled in vinegar-- were ready by mid-morning. The were silver-grey, ovoid, pefectly smooth, and with a sharp iron spike at either end-- ugly, large, enhanced versions of the lead bullets the Baleares sometimes used in sieges or in sniping skirmishes.

The old slinger tested the first batch. The shape and flight were perfect, but the weight was never right, and it was in vain the slinger aligned all his fast straight shots at the small Iberian shield hanging in the olive grove, three hundred paces away: the drop always missed by a foot. By mid-afternoon, it was clear that the bullets would have to be modified, but the size of the lead ovoids was already enormous-- almost as big as the fist-sized stones the Baleares usually threw with such crushing force. The solution was obvious, and even the General had to agree, in spite of his anger at the enormous cost involved.

The old slinger immediately understood, when he was asked into the General's tent at nightfall. Three of the big ovoid bullets, of exactly the same size and shape as the earlier batches, lay on the General's table, on a rough cloth; the only difference was that they had been painted black.

"Pick one up", the General ordered. The slinger grasped one of the black bullets, still slightly warm, and much heavier than a leaden one. "Do you know what these are ?" The slinger nodded. He had already calculated the worth of each of the bullets in terms of a year's wages.
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Reply #29 - Jun 2nd, 2014 at 7:40am
 
okay - if he's dropping short, surely he'd want lighter bullets not heavier ?
Brass or steel rather than lead or gold ?
The new ones are gold, right  Grin
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