axon50 wrote on Oct 31
st, 2007 at 10:29pm:
oh flip why doesn't anyone who wants to acuse the bible go and read the entire bible before they say stuff they've indirectly heard of or read!
Ah, the naivity of youth
What makes you so quick to assume that other people haven't read it? Cover to cover. Several times. Including bits like Leviticus, Kings, and the nasty parts of Timothy I and II that most bible study groups skip. In the interests of fairness, I also made my way through the Zend Avesta of Zoroaster, the Koran, various Christian apocrypha, the Bhagavad Gita, the Book of Mormon, the Tibetan and Egyptian books of the Dead, the Tao Te Ching, any number of sutras, and some ancient Summerian religious texts. It was an eye-opening experience, that I can heartily recommend to anyone with an open mind and too much time on their hands.
Like all human creations, these different scriptures each have their strengths and weakness, good bits and bad bits, parts so beautiful that they seem almost divine, and parts so silly that one cannot help but wonder about the deities that inspired them. Ancient Greek religious tradition had the best beach parties, the Summerians were the most unnerving, and as J. Robert Oppenheimer pointed out in 1945, the Bhagavad Gita has the all-time best quote for use during nuclear weapons tests. But as far as I know, the Old Testament is the only holy book that mentions slings. Which are less expensive than nuclear weapons, and considerably more fun!
Getting back to David vs Goliath, the standard overhand throw from a sling is a lot like the standard head shot with a broadsword. Back when I was in the SCA, the best sword-and-shield fighters seemed to win approximately 10% of their fights with a single blow. Extrapolating this to slings, and assuming that Goliath knew how to block, this suggests that with any given shot, David might have had a 10% chance of taking out his opponent and a 90% chance of watching the shot bounce off his opponent's shield.
This means that if David stood his ground while Goliath rushed him, he might have a 90% chance of getting creamed. (
Whoosh! Thippity. "Bugger." "Ho ho!"
JAB! Die. Et cetera). But if he carried five stones, as some posts to this thread suggest, and never allowed Goliath to close within spear thrusting range, the mathematics of probability gives him at least a 41% chance of taking the big guy out -- more if Goliath's shield arm gets tired. Those aren't great odds, but they aren't that bad either. If you were a poor shepherd, doomed to a life of poverty, would you wager that life on 40/60 odds if you could claim the kingdom as a reward for victory? You might. It's a tough call, isn't it?
Of course, this means that God's advice to David might well have been, "
Run, Luke, run! Oops, sorry, wrong movie."