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beaverbutt8
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What causes it?
Dec 13th, 2005 at 11:33pm
 
What Causes Muslim Terrorists?

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists arise.

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No booze.

No bars.

No television.

No cheerleaders.

No NASCAR.

No NHRA.

No baseball.

No football.

No basketball.

No hockey.

No golf.

No tailgate parties.

No Hooters.

No pork BBQ.

No hot dogs.

No burgers.

No outboard motors

No lobster, shellfish, or even Mrs. Paul's frozen fish sticks.

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

No chocolate chip cookies.

No Victoria's Secret catalogs.

No super bowl parties

No Christmas.

You can't shave.

Your wife can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

No mystery here !

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Reply #1 - Dec 14th, 2005 at 1:24am
 
You're baiting again! Smiley
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Reply #2 - Dec 14th, 2005 at 12:19pm
 
Lol, good point beaverbutt8
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Reply #3 - Dec 14th, 2005 at 12:29pm
 
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Reply #4 - Dec 14th, 2005 at 1:39pm
 

  Basically, most Muslims aren't terrorists, and abhor violence. It's even written in the Koran, that if there is to be war, it is absolutely forbidden to harm women and children. War is only to be done between the soldiers.
  Using fire and explosives?? Sory, that's forbidden too. Fire is a gift to man from Allah, for sustaining life, not taking it. It is one of the worst sins in Islam to use it to kill.
   That being said, there have been and always will be splinter groups in religion (Christianity included) that have their own view of the world and their scriptures.
    These people will generally have a negative view on all others that disagree with them. Most are non violent, and tolerate our opinions. However, when someone comes along with enough charisma, they can bring others around. Also, general dissatisfaction with life as it is can help fuel this. ( Us vs Them)
Socio-economics have a big play on how people can react to things, including religion. I'm not saying that all are like this, just some. Even Buddhist monks, who take vows of absolute non violence so strict that killing even the smallest insect is sin, have been known to rise up and kill in certain situations.
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Reply #5 - Dec 14th, 2005 at 2:02pm
 
I think this thread has no good reason to exist and is easy to go wrong, so I lock it.

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Reply #6 - Dec 15th, 2005 at 8:35pm
 
beaverbutt8 you got it all wrong. They do use out board motors


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