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Douglas_The_Black Interfector Viris Spurii Offline Hakkaa päälle! Posts: 3491 Salineville Ohio Gender:	Re: Your work? Reply #45 - Dec 12^th, 2005 at 7:03am Haha he is talking about his work, i forgot what this thred was about. in case of a break in, i would have to cover the intruder in gravy or my dog would not bother to wake up.
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Leeds_Lobber

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Reply #46 - Dec 12^th, 2005 at 10:09am

BEAVERBUTT WROTE
"But with that one person, you can get as much as you want"

Let me guess Beaver - you aren't married are you? Cheesy

I will repeat a 'chubby brown' joke for our American Cousins.

"When i was a young lad i used to lie in bed having a W@*k and wishing there was a woman with me. Now I am married I lie in bed wishing the wife would F@*k off so I can have a w@*k."

As for the claymore, that was a mere spondoodle. And not even I can always tell you with any certainty what I am talking about.

Pat

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MammotHunter Interfector Viris Spurii Offline Give me a rock, a sling, and give me some room Posts: 1020 virginia, for now Gender:	Re: Your work? Reply #47 - Dec 12^th, 2005 at 10:21am You're a lucky man, Leeds_lobber. You have my congratulations and my condolences! I'm hoping/planning to skip the whole pain of marriage. Never appealed to me, and never sounded like something I would be happy with. Nice joke, btw!
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Leeds_Lobber Guest	Re: Your work? Reply #48 - Dec 12^th, 2005 at 10:30am "I convinced my boyfriend and his brother to sleep with their swords!" Chanting American Marines "This is my Sword and this is my Gun, this is for fighting, this is for... oh... it fell off...." Pat
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MammotHunter Interfector Viris Spurii Offline Give me a rock, a sling, and give me some room Posts: 1020 virginia, for now Gender:	Re: Your work? Reply #49 - Dec 12^th, 2005 at 11:27am That's leprosy for you, old boy!
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beaverbutt8 Ex Member	Re: Your work? Reply #50 - Dec 12^th, 2005 at 2:13pm Quote: Let me guess Beaver - you aren't married are you? I'm 13. If i'm married, you better by damn sure i'm a super hillbilly
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MammotHunter Interfector Viris Spurii Offline Give me a rock, a sling, and give me some room Posts: 1020 virginia, for now Gender:	Re: Your work? Reply #51 - Dec 12^th, 2005 at 2:25pm Y'all Hail the HillBilly king! crowns him with the crown made from a Cool-Whip Bowl and gives him the NASCAR sceptre of power
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beaverbutt8

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Reply #52 - Dec 12^th, 2005 at 4:18pm

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Y'all Hail the HillBilly king! Wink

*crowns him with the crown made from a Cool-Whip Bowl and gives him the NASCAR sceptre of power*

Armor made of busted tires, cardboard, and patched together with elmers glue and duct tape, with the confederate flag painted on the front.

His weapon is a great club, carved from the finest ( and most brittle and crooked ) pecan wood, with bent nails sticking out of it. The handle is covered with duct tape, which shines in the sun Cheesy

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beaverbutt8 Ex Member	Re: Your work? Reply #53 - Dec 12^th, 2005 at 4:43pm
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Matt_C Funditor Offline Cruachan!!! Posts: 736 Cheshire, England Gender:	Re: Your work? Reply #54 - Dec 12^th, 2005 at 9:11pm I've decided to become an Artist. The thought of surviving off 99p cheeseburgers and being forced down constrained paths of popularity to survive seems suddenly appealing.
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bigkahuna past-moderator Offline Posts: 3894 Delaware, USA Gender:	Re: Your work? Reply #55 - Dec 12^th, 2005 at 9:46pm Throw in a big jug of Georgia Moon for King BeaverButt8 the First.
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MammotHunter Interfector Viris Spurii Offline Give me a rock, a sling, and give me some room Posts: 1020 virginia, for now Gender:	Re: Your work? Reply #56 - Dec 13^th, 2005 at 8:28am I almost fell out of my chair when I saw that drawing! That's terrific. I love it! Good lord...
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Æthelbera Interfector Viris Spurii Offline Resident Cavegirl Posts: 1135 grieving- august 13th/09 :( Gender:	Re: Your work? Reply #57 - Dec 13^th, 2005 at 12:56pm The cool whip helm is priceless!
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beaverbutt8 Ex Member	Re: Your work? Reply #58 - Dec 13^th, 2005 at 1:23pm notice the angel/gofer with jeff foxworthy's face
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slingbadger Interfector Viris Spurii Offline Don't Badger a Badger Posts: 3247 Akron NY Gender:	Re: Your work? Reply #59 - Dec 13^th, 2005 at 1:29pm Please, please, let's be PC here. They are not hillbillies, they prefer to be called mountain Williams.
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