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Ok, in no less than 500 words.....
Sep 11th, 2005 at 3:04pm
 
The object of this titillating exercise is to verbally devastate the preceeding poster....I mean roast'em good!  In no less than 500 words.


Uh, only one rule....
(gulp)
...starting AFTER the next person who posts.


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Re: Ok, in no less than 500 words.....
Reply #1 - Sep 11th, 2005 at 3:20pm
 
I am the next one, so I am still right. After me it has got to be more than 500 words. But on which topic, Thech? You will have to explain that. In the other topic it was easy, talk about the last poster. I am not going on for 500 words about any person, so give us a good topic to rave on about. And now you have to do so in 500+ words.  Grin

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Reply #2 - Sep 11th, 2005 at 3:30pm
 
LOL! 


twas a decent jest methought......I think you missed the humor. 

The 'object' was to "verbally devastate" the preceeding poster......


500 words of insults!


(A joke, Willeke)


But,  I like your idea better.


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Reply #3 - Sep 11th, 2005 at 3:36pm
 
Remember that while I do speak, read and write English, it is not my home language, and funnily enough, it are the rude words I never learned. So that would count me out for a subject like that. So if you propose an other subject you could count on me to count my words, and add to them till the counter reaches the 500. But not right now.

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Reply #4 - Sep 11th, 2005 at 4:18pm
 
Or, we could go the other way....in a serious exercise....maybe employ a bit of 'zen' and describe each, the preceeding poster as best as one is able....in a single word.....that word being in accepted use today or never having been uttered before.....


Ohhmmmmmm....


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Reply #5 - Sep 11th, 2005 at 4:24pm
 
thechnicalimagishowmanshipbeliever

(did I get the point this time?)

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Reply #6 - Sep 11th, 2005 at 4:31pm
 
Holy quasiempathiwordweaver, Batman!  I do believe you've got it!


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Reply #7 - Sep 12th, 2005 at 8:32pm
 
haha ok so is it one word or 500? or asmanywordsaswecanfittogetherinonelongrunonwordsowhatwillitbe?1or500?


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Reply #8 - Sep 13th, 2005 at 1:42am
 
I like the zen thing.......the sheer contemplation required to find that single expression.....finding your needle in the haystack.....of needles.

One word, pre-existant or not.


Heck, what do I know.......it's probably the 'willy wonka' in me talking.


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Reply #9 - Sep 13th, 2005 at 8:02am
 
Looks fat in his 501.

(That's a no-less-than-500-word) Grin
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Creativewor(l)dslinger  Wink
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Reply #11 - Sep 13th, 2005 at 12:33pm
 
In the small you can show better what you want to say. So make one word, but not as long as the longest dutch word, which much have many letters. The version I remember, (and it can be lengthened in many ways) is:

Hottentottententententoonstellingsterreinbeheerderswachthuisjesvoordeurknopmaker
swerkplaats......

I noticed that the forum software is not able to handle a long word like this, it is one word, there should not be a space in it, (it is at the wrong place to break the word in any case.)

I noticed that I started to make up more parts of the word. In English you will never have a word as long as this, in Dutch it is not uncommen to add parts of words together to make a longer new word. Bread translate to Brood, board to plank, and cubboard to kastje, in dutch you can have a broodplankkastje, but in English a word like breadboardcubboard is broken into smaller parts.

I think here we should go for words that are basicly not a sentence without spaces but words that are discribtive and may have little to do with correct spelling.

Willeke

(By the way, if someone gives me the correct english translation for that long Dutch word, I try to send a prize.)
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Reply #12 - Sep 13th, 2005 at 12:42pm
 
I tried but i can not translate it because i have no idea where one word stops and another one starts.
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What is the prize?
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Reply #14 - Sep 13th, 2005 at 12:50pm
 
That depends on the quality and the speed of the translation. I am afraid though, that you monolinguists are in a poor starting position.

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