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Reply #30 - May 18th, 2005 at 8:58pm
 
What! No fox hunting? But it is such a challenging sport. Step one: Get drunk on wine at 7am. Step two: Get duded up in a goofball getup. Step three: release the hounds!! Step four: Go and watch the polo match and talk poopy about all the "commoners"
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Reply #31 - May 18th, 2005 at 11:56pm
 
Lol! The best part of that post was when you said "duded up" Grin
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Reply #32 - May 19th, 2005 at 12:05am
 
No doubt, and I didn't even get to the part about the bugle! Tally Ho!
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Reply #33 - May 19th, 2005 at 4:36am
 
All right now heck with these wimpy sports
SLINGS FOR BLACK BEARS
I need about five able body slingers. I will provide the ammo and the angry oregon black bear Grin
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Reply #34 - May 19th, 2005 at 11:43am
 
LOL!  I am trying to imagine your typical fox-hunter saying "duded up."
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Reply #35 - May 19th, 2005 at 12:54pm
 
*two men sitting around a roaring fire in overstuffed chairs with snifters of brandy in their hands. A momentous occasion in the history of sport is about to begin*
Man 1: Well then, Nigel, what shall it be today? Grouse hunting? Polo? A rousing day of berating the peasantry, wot?
Nigel: Oh, I don't know, Sir Reginald. We did polo yesterday and grouse hunting is so...pedestrian. *checks expensive pocket watch* Criminy, it's 8 in the morning.I'm feeling a bit sloshed. Cor! I got it! What if we get duded up in some truly foppish outfits, get on our horses, take the dogs for a run and chase, oh, I don't know, foxes or something around the estates?
Sir Reginald: Brilliant idea, old bean! I say, you've really got a great mind to you!  Tallyho then, man! Cheerio! *both raise glasses in a toast and saunter out of the room in a most self-satisfied manner*
Deny this if you all want to. But I've got it on good authority that this is precisely how the aforementioned momentous occasion in the history of sport transpired.
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Reply #36 - May 19th, 2005 at 5:11pm
 
HAHA! Smiley i enjoyed that.
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Reply #37 - May 19th, 2005 at 11:47pm
 
"Got the little blighter!"
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Reply #38 - May 20th, 2005 at 9:17am
 
Oh god, you're right! That should have been in there somewhere!
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Reply #39 - May 20th, 2005 at 10:23am
 
Seriously, fox hunting is banned in the UK now I think, we should start it up in north america so prince charles can still get those little blighters.
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Reply #40 - May 20th, 2005 at 11:30am
 
Yeah, it's banned.  There are plenty of pricks out there who continue and try and break or find loopholes in the ban.
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Reply #41 - May 22nd, 2005 at 7:29am
 
to me its a shield to more nessasery fieldsports next there trying to ban fishing and any kind of shooting including culling and controling
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Reply #42 - May 24th, 2005 at 6:07pm
 
no uptakes onSLINGS FOR BEAR'S damn telivision
in the old days. the days of boar hunting with spears.
I bet we would have had a few takers
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Reply #43 - May 24th, 2005 at 7:49pm
 
i always wanted to go boar hunting with a few friends, using spears, and dogs but i wasent too keen on haveing my dog killed or my leg's ripped off Smiley
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Reply #44 - May 24th, 2005 at 8:19pm
 
Some one told me that here in BC the natives had a way of killing grizzly bears with only a short stout stick that was sharp on both ends. He said they would wait for the bear to charge, then when the bear comes at them mouth open to kill their silly asses they would just pop the stick into the bears mouth. The bear would then bite down and be killed.

Beat that.
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