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Re: where would a fat guy fit ???
Reply #15 - Dec 9th, 2004 at 1:57am
 

I figured I would really and truly only make a good arrow shield....then after I was good n dead they would use me to batter down the castle door.
So a slinger...a foot soilder...I know im strong enough to wield a nice battle axe or Claymore..
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Reply #16 - Dec 9th, 2004 at 9:02am
 
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I was buying bread from a man in Brussels, he was 6 foot 4 and full of muscles. I said "do you speaka my language?" And he just smiled and gave me a vegamite sandwich.

Guess the band!

That would be Men At Work with their hit "Down Under"! So I said...
"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover"

Funny thing is, that is precisely the song that popped into my head when I read the referred-to post as well. And you know, as corny as it is, that's one of my favourite songs. Only other song, though, I can think of that mentions vegemite is the vegemite advert song about how we're all "happy little vegemites as bright as bright can be..." God, now that song is going to be stuck in my head all day, and I have an oceanography final today, all of things! gahh.... Wink
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Re: where would a fat guy fit ???
Reply #17 - Dec 9th, 2004 at 1:57pm
 
about the groin hit's in SCA  usaly just kinda frowned apon but cups are manatory and most people wear a metal cod peice over that. So good luck with the groin shot
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Reply #18 - Dec 11th, 2004 at 12:59am
 
After the fat man is killed, then he will make a good round for the trebuchet.
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Reply #19 - Dec 11th, 2004 at 3:28pm
 
You'd have to wait until he's good and spoiled before loading him into the trebuchet. A good indicator is if his limbs are pointing straight up the way a dead cow does as it inflates with all sorts of medieval goodness.
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Reply #20 - Dec 11th, 2004 at 4:18pm
 
I think just a alive guy would be much better. Then it was be possible equip him with small wings and he becomes a nice self-guiding missile. He additionally could give horrific battle cries out when he is flying.
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Reply #21 - Dec 12th, 2004 at 10:43am
 
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I think just a alive guy would be much better. Then it was be possible equip him with small wings and he becomes a nice self-guiding missile. He additionally could give horrific battle cries out when he is flying.


They could call it the Air Force maybe? Grin
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