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Maybe Impresses Chicks! (Read 14465 times)
mgreenfield
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Maybe Impresses Chicks!
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, 2004 at 6:37pm
Had a chance to sling into a farm field of new soybeans coming up in fairly freshly plowed, but dry ground.
Got the rocks launched on a flat trajectory out about 200 yards, ....which is pretty good for me, and should impress (older) chicks my age.
BUT even better! When the rocks landed they still had enough energy to skid and bounce another (maybe) 50 ft. This sent up a nice little cloud of dirt fragments and dust "out there in the distance". Very impressive!
Thought you younger tigers might like to know
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Jul 11
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Way a head of you. When we are at the lake, I sling in front of all the hot chicks. What really inpresses them is when their boyfriends try to throw as far as I sling. They look like "Pothethic Girly Men" when they throw.
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....another reason to affirm that "Slinging Rocks"!
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um....slinging to meet chick....uh.....I gotta go on a completely unrelated matter.....
*Grabs sling and walk out door*
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Make sure your technique is good, otherwise you'll wind up with a "vertical shot" and as everone ducks and watches the sky for a falling rock, they'll be less than impressed.
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Jul 12
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Oh yeah, I know what those are like. The first couple of days I started slinging I thought I was going to take down a low flying plane cause alot of my shots were going straight up.
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gee, all i manage to do is terrify passing mountainbikers down at the stream bed.....
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It's an interesting idea, but I think I'll stick to charm, chocolates and lunch. I'd probably suck so bad that girls'd just leave.
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, 2004 at 12:21pm
You guys are going about this all wrong...
The trick is to teach the girls to sling. (arm around babe) "see you have to swing the sling just like so..." Then after THEY humiliate their boyfriends by out-throwing them, and the aforementioned leave in huff, you can sit back and turn on the charm. 8)
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, 2004 at 3:29pm
...all should take off hats & stand at respectful attention as they read chick-impressing recommendations of Matthias!!
mgreenfield, ....whose ancient ears rejoice to hear new wrinkle in chick-impressing game.
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I'll vouch for the effectiveness of Mathias' idea!
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A number of rather horrible slinging-related double entendres leap to mind, but, in the intersests of good taste, I shall refrain.
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I must say, that Matthias´ idea sounds very nice
pity I already can sling
But on the other hand, I could need some good advice...
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A number of rather horrible slinging-related double entendres leap to mind but, in the interests of good taste, I shall refrain.
i met a lady whilst out walking
with my sling held in my hands
if she shows me her split pocket
i will let her see my glans
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