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Maybe Impresses Chicks!
Jul 11th, 2004 at 6:37pm
 
Had a chance to sling into a farm field of new soybeans coming up in fairly freshly plowed, but dry ground.

Got the rocks launched on a flat trajectory out about 200 yards, ....which is pretty good for me, and should impress (older) chicks my age.

BUT even better!  When the rocks landed they still had enough energy to skid and bounce another (maybe) 50 ft.  This sent up a nice little cloud of dirt fragments and dust "out there in the distance".   Very impressive!

Thought you younger tigers might like to know  Grin

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Reply #1 - Jul 11th, 2004 at 9:01pm
 
Way a head of you. When we are at the lake, I sling in front of all the hot chicks. What really inpresses them is when their boyfriends try to throw as far as I sling. They look like "Pothethic Girly Men" when they throw.
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Reply #2 - Jul 11th, 2004 at 9:46pm
 
....another reason to affirm that "Slinging Rocks"!  Grin  mgreenfield
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Reply #3 - Jul 11th, 2004 at 9:48pm
 
um....slinging to meet chick....uh.....I gotta go on a completely unrelated matter.....

*Grabs sling and walk out door*
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Reply #4 - Jul 12th, 2004 at 12:11pm
 
Make sure your technique is good, otherwise you'll wind up with a "vertical shot" and as everone ducks and watches the sky for a falling rock, they'll be less than impressed. Wink
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Reply #5 - Jul 12th, 2004 at 2:44pm
 
Oh yeah, I know what those are like.  The first couple of days I started slinging I thought I was going to take down a low flying plane cause alot of my shots were going straight up.
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Reply #6 - Jul 12th, 2004 at 11:27pm
 
gee, all i manage to do is terrify passing mountainbikers down at the stream bed.....
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Reply #7 - Jul 13th, 2004 at 4:53am
 
It's an interesting idea, but I think I'll stick to charm, chocolates and lunch.  I'd probably suck so bad that girls'd just leave.
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Reply #8 - Jul 13th, 2004 at 12:21pm
 
You guys are going about this all wrong...

The trick is to teach the girls to sling. (arm around babe) "see you have to swing the sling just like so..." Then after THEY humiliate their boyfriends by out-throwing them, and the aforementioned leave in huff, you can sit back and turn on the charm.  8)
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Reply #9 - Jul 13th, 2004 at 3:29pm
 
...all should take off hats & stand at respectful attention as they read chick-impressing recommendations of Matthias!!     Grin    

mgreenfield, ....whose ancient ears rejoice to hear new wrinkle in chick-impressing game.
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Reply #10 - Jul 13th, 2004 at 4:15pm
 
I'll vouch for the effectiveness of Mathias' idea!

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Reply #11 - Jul 13th, 2004 at 4:17pm
 
A number of rather horrible slinging-related double entendres leap to mind, but, in the intersests of good taste, I shall refrain.
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Reply #12 - Jul 14th, 2004 at 3:16pm
 
I must say, that Matthias´ idea sounds very nice Cheesy

pity I already can sling Wink

But on the other hand, I could need some good advice... Roll Eyes

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Reply #13 - Jul 2nd, 2006 at 1:02pm
 
Grin

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Reply #14 - Jul 2nd, 2006 at 7:11pm
 
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A number of rather horrible slinging-related double entendres leap to mind but, in the interests of good taste, I shall refrain.



i met a lady whilst out walking
with my sling held in my hands
if she shows me her split pocket
i will let her see my glans

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