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Maybe Impresses Chicks!
Jul 11^th, 2004 at 6:37pm

Had a chance to sling into a farm field of new soybeans coming up in fairly freshly plowed, but dry ground.

Got the rocks launched on a flat trajectory out about 200 yards, ....which is pretty good for me, and should impress (older) chicks my age.

BUT even better! When the rocks landed they still had enough energy to skid and bounce another (maybe) 50 ft. This sent up a nice little cloud of dirt fragments and dust "out there in the distance". Very impressive!

Thought you younger tigers might like to know Grin

mgreenfield

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Gun Interfector Viris Spurii Past Moderator Offline Slinging Viking Posts: 1089 The Ozarks of Ark & Mo Gender:	Re: Maybe Impresses Chicks! Reply #1 - Jul 11^th, 2004 at 9:01pm Way a head of you. When we are at the lake, I sling in front of all the hot chicks. What really inpresses them is when their boyfriends try to throw as far as I sling. They look like "Pothethic Girly Men" when they throw.
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mgreenfield Funditor Offline Posts: 509 Milwaukee Wisconsin Gender:	Re: Maybe Impresses Chicks! Reply #2 - Jul 11^th, 2004 at 9:46pm ....another reason to affirm that "Slinging Rocks"! mgreenfield
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ZaQ Tiro Offline Ancient weapons, modern soldier. Posts: 48 East Tennessee Gender:	Re: Maybe Impresses Chicks! Reply #3 - Jul 11^th, 2004 at 9:48pm um....slinging to meet chick....uh.....I gotta go on a completely unrelated matter..... Grabs sling and walk out door
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Douglas Senior Member Offline Just give me a good stone and plenty of room! Posts: 260 Kalifornia Gender:	Re: Maybe Impresses Chicks! Reply #4 - Jul 12^th, 2004 at 12:11pm Make sure your technique is good, otherwise you'll wind up with a "vertical shot" and as everone ducks and watches the sky for a falling rock, they'll be less than impressed.
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ZaQ Tiro Offline Ancient weapons, modern soldier. Posts: 48 East Tennessee Gender:	Re: Maybe Impresses Chicks! Reply #5 - Jul 12^th, 2004 at 2:44pm Oh yeah, I know what those are like. The first couple of days I started slinging I thought I was going to take down a low flying plane cause alot of my shots were going straight up.
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rob Junior Member Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 74	Re: Maybe Impresses Chicks! Reply #6 - Jul 12^th, 2004 at 11:27pm gee, all i manage to do is terrify passing mountainbikers down at the stream bed.....
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english Ex Member	Re: Maybe Impresses Chicks! Reply #7 - Jul 13^th, 2004 at 4:53am It's an interesting idea, but I think I'll stick to charm, chocolates and lunch. I'd probably suck so bad that girls'd just leave.
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Matthias Past Moderator Offline Posts: 1418 Gatineau/Ottawa QC, Canada Gender:	Re: Maybe Impresses Chicks! Reply #8 - Jul 13^th, 2004 at 12:21pm You guys are going about this all wrong... The trick is to teach the girls to sling. (arm around babe) "see you have to swing the sling just like so..." Then after THEY humiliate their boyfriends by out-throwing them, and the aforementioned leave in huff, you can sit back and turn on the charm. 8)
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mgreenfield Funditor Offline Posts: 509 Milwaukee Wisconsin Gender:	Re: Maybe Impresses Chicks! Reply #9 - Jul 13^th, 2004 at 3:29pm ...all should take off hats & stand at respectful attention as they read chick-impressing recommendations of Matthias!! mgreenfield, ....whose ancient ears rejoice to hear new wrinkle in chick-impressing game.
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justin Ball Guest	Re: Maybe Impresses Chicks! Reply #10 - Jul 13^th, 2004 at 4:15pm I'll vouch for the effectiveness of Mathias' idea! Justin
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Hobb Senior Member Offline Posts: 329 Denver, CO Gender:	Re: Maybe Impresses Chicks! Reply #11 - Jul 13^th, 2004 at 4:17pm A number of rather horrible slinging-related double entendres leap to mind, but, in the intersests of good taste, I shall refrain.
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Ulrica Funditor Offline Fly, stone, fly Posts: 639 In the middle of Sweden Gender:	Re: Maybe Impresses Chicks! Reply #12 - Jul 14^th, 2004 at 3:16pm I must say, that Matthias´ idea sounds very nice pity I already can sling But on the other hand, I could need some good advice...
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Willeke Interfector Viris Spurii Past Moderator Offline Give me some string and I know what to do. Posts: 2072 Netherlands Gender:	Re: Maybe Impresses Chicks! Reply #13 - Jul 2^nd, 2006 at 1:02pm Willeke
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sv Funditor Offline Posts: 764 ireland	Re: Maybe Impresses Chicks! Reply #14 - Jul 2^nd, 2006 at 7:11pm Quote: A number of rather horrible slinging-related double entendres leap to mind but, in the interests of good taste, I shall refrain. i met a lady whilst out walking with my sling held in my hands if she shows me her split pocket i will let her see my glans sv
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