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Message started by Captain_Twine on Jul 29th, 2020 at 5:28pm

Title: Hair Sling
Post by Captain_Twine on Jul 29th, 2020 at 5:28pm
The graphic explains it all.
hair_sling_graphic.png (141 KB | 67 )

Title: Re: Hair Sling
Post by IronGoober on Jul 29th, 2020 at 5:50pm
Aren't you supposed to grip with your teeth?

Title: Re: Hair Sling
Post by walter on Jul 29th, 2020 at 6:31pm
Excellent idea :D

Title: Re: Hair Sling
Post by Captain_Twine on Jul 29th, 2020 at 9:48pm

IronGoober wrote on Jul 29th, 2020 at 5:50pm:
Aren't you supposed to grip with your teeth?


An even better idea! I didn't think of that.

Title: Re: Hair Sling
Post by Mersa on Jul 30th, 2020 at 7:46pm
The tooth grip is known as shark style and everyone knows sharks eat bears as part of their diet in retaliation to the salmon murders every year.

Title: Re: Hair Sling
Post by Morphy on Jul 30th, 2020 at 7:47pm
Trying to remember if I ate mushrooms. This is usually how it feels after eating them.

Title: Re: Hair Sling
Post by Bill Skinner on Jul 31st, 2020 at 11:42am
Wouldn't the razor grenades cut the sling unless you padded the grenade somehow?    :whistle:

Title: Re: Hair Sling
Post by NooneOfConsequence on Jul 31st, 2020 at 12:37pm

Mersa wrote on Jul 30th, 2020 at 7:46pm:
The tooth grip is known as shark style and everyone knows sharks eat bears as part of their diet in retaliation to the salmon murders every year.


Shark-style razor grenades?! Come on!  Everyone knows that sharks prefer to sling laser glandes, and they always aim for the eyes ;D

Title: Re: Hair Sling
Post by Captain_Twine on Aug 1st, 2020 at 2:02pm

Bill Skinner wrote on Jul 31st, 2020 at 11:42am:
Wouldn't the razor grenades cut the sling unless you padded the grenade somehow?    :whistle:

That's the tricky part - It's all in how you place it in the pouch. Padding does help a lot though. I once traveled to the Sharktooth Archipelago in the Pacific back in '17, where I picked up the idea for the Hair Sling from the native islanders, who braided their long hair into slings. They used the style in conjunction with razor grenades (leftover unexploded ordinances from the second World War) to hunt a variant of island bear. The more unpracticed youngsters tended to accidentally wind up with buzz-cuts after improperly loading their hair-slings. I met with the elder to discover the secret before trying it myself, but I wasn't able the master the "shark-tooth grip" for which the islands are named (hence its absence in the graphic.)

Title: Re: Hair Sling
Post by Captain_Twine on Aug 5th, 2020 at 6:56pm
...In case any of you were wondering, the razor grenades were an experimental weapon that the Japanese Empire tested later in the war, and ultimately were rejected, because they were too dangerous to throw (Cut fingers and hands, etc.) Most of them were dumped in massive quantities, and the Sharktooth islanders have been using them ever since. ;)

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