From the Death of Conair Mor, King of Ireland.

When Etriscil the King, died, a bull was slain; and one who was a diviner drank of the broth and ate the flesh of the bull and went into a slumber, and truth telling spells were chanted over him.
 All this was done so that it might be shown to the people what man was destined to be King over them. In his slumber, the diviner cried out that he the one who was destined to be King; he saw him as a naked man, carrying a sling, and a stone was in the sling, coming by night along the road to Tara.

 When Conair Mor hears about this, he does just that, and becomes King of ireland.
 I thought our method of determining leadership was  screwy.

Monty Python would have a ball with that one!!! :D

Hello I'm your King.         Well how do we know you're the King???          Well, I'm Nekkid and I have a sling.            Oh a sling!!! All right then.

Naked men walking down the road carrying slings is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some ancient ballistic weaponry. I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some mushroom-muncher had seen me with a bit of string they'd put me away!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOOTKA0aGI0

Is the vid. you naked marching down the road with a sling ?

lol in which case I'm just not looking at it :-)

Maybe it's a good thing I can't veiw video at work......... :D

is that not how God members and moderators of the forum are chosen ?

Thearos wrote on Nov 27^th, 2009 at 12:26pm:

is that not how God members and moderators of the forum are chosen ?

I am pretty sure God members are just post count, but I think the Mods do have to go through some ritual similar to that. ;D

all clear it's the constitutional peasant sketch from The Holy Grail ;-)

What do we want ?
NAKED SLINGING VIDS
When do we want it ?
NOW

etc

Thearos wrote on Nov 27^th, 2009 at 8:48pm:

What do we want ? NAKED SLINGING VIDS When do we want it ? NOW etc

YOU FIRST

Thearos wrote on Nov 27^th, 2009 at 8:48pm:

What do we want ? NAKED SLINGING VIDS When do we want it ? NOW etc

That's not a cheer I can get behind. :D

Let's stop this discussion before the staff sling comes into play.

http://blog.internetnews.com/apatrizio/do-not-want-dog.jpg

Quote:

What do we want ? NAKED SLINGING VIDS When do we want it ? NOW

Something you want to tell us thearos ?
;-)

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lol

ilovepancakes wrote on Nov 27^th, 2009 at 2:42pm:

Thearos wrote on Nov 27th, 2009 at 12:26pm: is that not how God members and moderators of the forum are chosen ? I am pretty sure God members are just post count, but I think the Mods do have to go through some ritual similar to that. ;D

                                                                                                                                                         The strange women lying in ponds part is very nice!! ;)

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a22/donnersclag/Funny%20Pics/1257397353313.jpg

Donnerschlag wrote on Nov 30^th, 2009 at 4:24pm:

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                He's speechless! :)

And Strange Women, Laying in ponds Distributing Swords Is??????

Marc Adkins



David Morningstar wrote on Nov 27^th, 2009 at 8:16am:

Naked men walking down the road carrying slings is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some ancient ballistic weaponry. I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some mushroom-muncher had seen me with a bit of string they'd put me away! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOOTKA0aGI0

What is the Source???
Yes I am Shamelessly Stealing your research...........

Marc Adkins


slingbadger wrote on Nov 26^th, 2009 at 8:18pm:

From the Death of Conair Mor, King of Ireland. When Etriscil the King, died, a bull was slain; and one who was a diviner drank of the broth and ate the flesh of the bull and went into a slumber, and truth telling spells were chanted over him.  All this was done so that it might be shown to the people what man was destined to be King over them. In his slumber, the diviner cried out that he the one who was destined to be King; he saw him as a naked man, carrying a sling, and a stone was in the sling, coming by night along the road to Tara.  When Conair Mor hears about this, he does just that, and becomes King of ireland.  I thought our method of determining leadership was  screwy.

Two of Us......

Marc Adkins


Curious Aardvark wrote on Nov 27^th, 2009 at 10:21am:

lol in which case I'm just not looking at it :-)

Uh, Depends on the Slinger, But for the most part, Not just No but H**L NO!!!!

Marc Adkins


Thearos wrote on Nov 27^th, 2009 at 8:48pm:

What do we want ? NAKED SLINGING VIDS When do we want it ? NOW etc

I think what you mean is it depends on if they have glandes or not.


winkleried wrote on Dec 4^th, 2009 at 9:51pm:

Uh, Depends on the Slinger, But for the most part, Not just No but H**L NO!!!! Marc Adkins Thearos wrote on Nov 27th, 2009 at 8:48pm: What do we want ? NAKED SLINGING VIDS When do we want it ? NOW etc

8-) :-X ;) ;D

Ok stuffing my evil bad alter-ego twin back into the basement and throwing some engine blocks on the trap door. Probably for the best that we not have any nude slinging vids out there. Might be a bit embarassing in more than one way, Like what happens in case of a misfire :P

Marc Adkins

[quote author=Fundibularius link=1259284712/15#25 date=1260008417]I think what you mean is it depends on if they have glandes or not.

winkleried wrote on Dec 5^th, 2009 at 12:38pm:

8-) :-X ;) ;D Ok stuffing my evil bad alter-ego twin back into the basement and throwing some engine blocks on the trap door. Probably for the best that we not have any nude slinging vids out there. Might be a bit embarassing in more than one way, Like what happens in case of a misfire :P Marc Adkins [quote author=Fundibularius link=1259284712/15#25 date=1260008417]I think what you mean is it depends on if they have glandes or not.

They would likely all have glands, The ones without glands generally didn't go to war, they had duties around the palace. However, we might be able to shed some light on the, "long versus short sling" debate.

[quote author=Aussie link=1259284712/15#27 date=1260039881
However, we might be able to shed some light on the, "long versus short sling" debate.
[/quote]

Some slingers say that size doesn't matter, but the balls make the difference.

Fundibularius wrote on Dec 5^th, 2009 at 5:20pm:

[quote author=Aussie link=1259284712/15#27 date=1260039881 However, we might be able to shed some light on the, "long versus short sling" debate.

Some slingers say that size doesn't matter, but the balls make the difference. [/quote]


I had always heard it's not the size of your sling but how well you can aim with it.