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Future archaelogy and how I got there...
Oct 26th, 2020 at 6:08am
 
I'm up early today, scaffolding is coming down and there's only me around to feed hot coffee to the poor sods who have to do it.
It is currently cold and grey and pissing down with rain.
Very much like the conditions the poor sods had to put it up im.
Oh - we painted the house with a special waterproof paint/coating. Actually good fun.

My brain works strangely in the mornings, I think mainly to take it's mind off the fact that it is morning and why am I not still asleep ?

I watched one of the SNL election skits yesterday. With kate mackinnon as the interviewer. Very good.
She was also the best thing about the female ghostbusters film - which I watched a few days ago, as it was on and I quite like it and couldn't be bothered to watch anything else.

And I thought, kate mckinnon was brilliant in it, spotting the cast of the original series and their cameos was the next best thing about it.
And obviously melissa mcarthy is always watchable.

well she has to be, as she's currently the only fat women allowed in hollywood.
(see where I'm heading yet ?).

So I started thinking about how there is only ever one fat woman and one fat man allowed in hollywood films at any given time.

a few decades back it was john candy - you wanted a fat bloke in a film - you booked john candy.
Then it was some kid who either died or dieted and was never seen again, then jack black.
The guy from mall cop was in a few films.
But it's only ever one person at a time.
There were two fat people in the film evolution - but one lost a LOT of weight and played randy in 'my name is earl ' and the other was never heard from again.

But basically there are almost NO fat people in films.
As far as tv shows go - similiar situation, the fat guy from LOST is now in hawai 50.

So it occured to me that there are almost NO fat people in visual media at all.

Not in films, not on telly and not in youtube videos.

And as visual media will form the bulk of material for future archaelogists they are going to look at the visual media of our time and then look at the medical records and be totally and completely confused.

Why did all those thin, healthy good looking vegans suffer so much from diabetes, heart attacks and diseases brought on by unhealty life styles, smoking and excessive alcohol consumption.

To an archaelogist in 500 years time: It's going to be a complete and total conumdrum.

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Reply #1 - Oct 26th, 2020 at 12:16pm
 
Well not everyone looked like Michelangelo's David in the 1500s. A fair few of them had plague. But yeah it is kind of shocking how poorly represented a whole range of differing body types are in this day and age. I think there is much better representation in social media. There are quite a few accounts trying to fight to show real people which is cool.
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Reply #2 - Oct 26th, 2020 at 4:29pm
 
   I personally don't mind TV and movie actors and actresses being mostly thin, in shape people.  Such mediums are  for escaping reality.  If I want to see someone who is fat all I have to do is look in the mirror.
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Reply #3 - Oct 27th, 2020 at 7:48am
 
Not moaning about - it was just an observation from the point of view of a chronologically distant sociologist/archaeologist (how many ways did I spell arkeeologist ? whistle)

So no scaffolders yesterday and 'issues' last night, so this morning - when they did turn up. I;m runing on 2 hours almost sleeping in 2 days.

My brain has simply shutdown.
Oh and I scared another surgery nurse yesterday.
They take one look at my initial blood pressure and go white.

It did drop 40 points by the time of the third check - but the first one is always a doozy !

So yeah, yesterday sucked.
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Reply #4 - Nov 4th, 2020 at 11:25pm
 
Fun thing to toss in there:    They probably will also only have access to films on physical media that survives, for two reasons: 

One, servers might get purged or recycled or phased out, deleting everything we currently stream or save in the cloud.

Two, file formatting issues with backwards compatibility might make  for some significant problems in reading what they can salvage.  But, a DVD player is a relatively simple machine, and pin-outs for connecting them to projectors or screens might be possible, and so that's what they'll have to work with (conjectural speaking, of course).

So after a certain point, when films stop being released on physical media, they'll be really, really confused, and will have to treat us like we were prehistoric.

Confused archaeologists are the best archaeologists, and they're going to be very confused as these problems compound.
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Reply #5 - Nov 9th, 2020 at 9:52am
 
Most data centers use magnetic tape storage for long-term backups... tapes will last a long time in climate control, but the iron dust eventually falls off, so archaeologists will be very confused about all those little self-contained rolls of thin plastic strips. What’s more concerning to me is if we somehow preserved all the petty things people say on Twitter and Facebook.

What SHOULD be preserved?  Memes. Definitely memes. That should be our greatest contribution to future generations.
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Reply #6 - Nov 9th, 2020 at 12:37pm
 
Anti-tRump memes should be preserved forever.  Some of them are genius.
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