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How to grab toilet paper before othet people?
Mar 21st, 2020 at 6:30pm
 
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Re: How to grab toilet paper before othet people?
Reply #1 - Mar 21st, 2020 at 7:10pm
 
Love the monkey fist grab!!! Grin
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Reply #2 - Mar 22nd, 2020 at 7:17am
 
I need to get some practice in with my monkey fist Cheesy
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Re: How to grab toilet paper before othet people?
Reply #3 - Mar 22nd, 2020 at 7:30pm
 
In days of old,
When knights were bold,
Before toilet paper was invented,
They'd wipe their ass,
On a blade of grass,
And walk away contented.
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Reply #4 - Mar 25th, 2020 at 1:23pm
 
In Finland, a wooden stick used in ancient times  Smiley
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Reply #5 - Mar 26th, 2020 at 7:51am
 
hilarious !
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Reply #6 - Mar 26th, 2020 at 9:42pm
 
LOL! 
The next time I go shopping, I might have to try out one of those Finnish shopping carts too Smiley
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