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NooneOfConsequence
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Horse Apples
Sep 28th, 2019 at 2:50pm
 
We stopped at a park for a picnic during a road trip today and somebody had left sling ammo lying all over the ground! Smiley
These are osage oranges... sometimes called horse apples, or brain fruit.  They don’t taste good, but they’re fun to throw! They’re about the size and weight of a large apple.
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Re: Horse Apples
Reply #1 - Sep 28th, 2019 at 3:06pm
 
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maclura_pomifera

Apparently the wood makes for good bows too if you can find a long, straight piece!
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“My final hour is at hand. We face an enemy more numerous and cunning than the world has yet seen. Remember your training, and do not fear the hordes of Judas. I, without sin, shall cast the first stone. That will be your sign to attack! But you shall not fight this unholy enemy with stones. No! RAZOR GLANDES!  Aim for the eyes! May the Lord have mercy, for we shall show none!“  -Jesus the Noodler
 
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Reply #2 - Sep 28th, 2019 at 4:01pm
 
Great bows, hot fires and good thickets. It's one of my all time favorites. Smells amazing when youre working it and looks amazing too. Good memories.
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Reply #3 - Sep 28th, 2019 at 6:16pm
 
I want some osage
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Razor glandes, Aim for the eyes!!!
 
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Reply #4 - Sep 29th, 2019 at 9:52am
 
'horse apples' is also another term for horse crap Smiley

I'm so glad you were slinging the other kind of 'horse apple' whistle
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Reply #5 - Sep 29th, 2019 at 5:53pm
 
Curious Aardvark wrote on Sep 29th, 2019 at 9:52am:
'horse apples' is also another term for horse crap Smiley

I'm so glad you were slinging the other kind of 'horse apple' whistle


Well... I’m not above slinging the other kind too if the target really deserves it Grin
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“My final hour is at hand. We face an enemy more numerous and cunning than the world has yet seen. Remember your training, and do not fear the hordes of Judas. I, without sin, shall cast the first stone. That will be your sign to attack! But you shall not fight this unholy enemy with stones. No! RAZOR GLANDES!  Aim for the eyes! May the Lord have mercy, for we shall show none!“  -Jesus the Noodler
 
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Reply #6 - Sep 29th, 2019 at 8:37pm
 
even fresh and wet, it is a bit light  Wink
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Reply #7 - Sep 29th, 2019 at 8:59pm
 
NooneOfConsequence wrote on Sep 29th, 2019 at 5:53pm:
Well... I’m not above slinging the other kind too if the target really deserves it Grin

This made me laugh so hard.  Smiley
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