the Jaw yawning things happens - generally it just sort of 'clicks' and you get earache for a few days.
Most recent thing. I was cutting something, and cutting towards myself - like you tell people never to do.
And I was thinking:
'if i keep doing this I'll cut myself'. And I did !
I'm generally quite careful.
But some years ago I was using a new mini plane on a small piece of wood.
I was holding the wood in my left hand and the plane in my right.
Took a chunk off the top of my left index finger.
Never entirely regrew.
If I put both index fingers together you can see where the left one is a slightly different shape.
Can't work out how to take that picture though