i am not here to cut ur mustard. believe me or not, i do not give a damn. now...as for cutting the cheese though, that is a different matter and it slices like this:
empty cleaned out paint pale with lid, make holes in top like u r preparing charcoal with it. which u r. place rock in bottom of pale, place very minute amount of gold dust on rock, fill pale with cedar chips, very dry cedar chips. then fill with salt water(ocean), semen and blood... place on open fire. when the steam stops the smoke will roll high and turn purple( it is really neat when it first happens). when it reaches it's max and backs down to approx. 40% of what it was at it's height, remove from fire, cover holes with wet cloth until it cools enough to handle the can. remove rock(careful it will still be very hot) place in running stream of water for half a day. or pool for a full day.
and now mr c.a. please do this one and prove me a liar, by building a huge hot hot fire and throwing the rock in it and see what happens...please. i await the results of ur trial. or take those chips, bust them down in a grinder, adding...on second thought, just use armstrong powder it should burn hot enough(the powder is secret and if the rock is hollowed out on one end, the filled with t he powder when being covered it is self propelling as well.), when rock is still wet, roll in dust let dry for a week....use the above war sling, and see what happens.
yes it works, now i await h.l.s. the deal was, i'd never share this and they'd never make a law against because no one will know how to do it. i guess that is going to change now
...number fourteenth file open!