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Mar 6th, 2017 at 8:32am
 
I've probably seen funnier but I can't remember. So this is what I have.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bAIbvlobWDM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FNSuYQ0mYUE
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Reply #1 - Mar 6th, 2017 at 11:07am
 
I may well be showing off my somewhat unusual sense of humour but I truly believe this is one of the funniest videos on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWPaA81Pxqs
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Reply #2 - Mar 6th, 2017 at 11:13am
 
Oh and another classic from Robert Benfer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcOQIAmcveM
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Reply #3 - Mar 7th, 2017 at 5:17pm
 
it doesn't make a good story, you basically had to be there. But the funniest thing I ever saw in the 48 years of my  life was a school mate limping sideways and falling over.
We were on a school trip to the royal show in warwickshire, must be 34 years ago now.

The lad who saw it with me and I, literally could not stand up for laughing and it was probably 15 minutes before we could stand up at all. Throughout the rest of the day we would both spontaneously burst out laughing and fall over again.

No phones, no internet, we barely had television. But john kinson limping sideways and falling over at the royal show - is indelibly engraved on my memory for all time.

The thing is, it's actually impossible to limp sideways, but somehow he managed it. And we couldn't tell anyone what we were laughing at, because every time we tried we just burst into hysterics and fell over.
I have no idea what the teacher thought, probably that we were on drugs.
I can remeber how much my ribs hurt after a few hours, but we just couldn't stop laughing every time we thought of it.
The fact that it effected both of us identically, tells me that It was a genuinely hilarious event and not just a trick of my own imagination. 

Didn't really recover untill the next day and it kept me laughing for a good week at random points of the day.
And every time stephen and I saw each other for the next few weeks, we'd both start laughing again.

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The Funniest book I've ever read is terry pratchetts Guards, Guards.
I must have read it at least a dozen times over the years and every time parts of it always make me laugh out loud.

If you only ever read one terry pratchett book in your life, read: Guards, Guards !

If you only ever read one terry pratchett book in your life - that's a lot of wasted life where you could have been reading the others Smiley

But Guards Guards ! is the best of a great bunch.   

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Reply #4 - Mar 17th, 2017 at 10:22am
 
I'd say the Airplane movies are some of the funniest things I've seen. You barely stop laughing at one joke before the next joke makes you laugh again Grin
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Reply #5 - Mar 29th, 2017 at 4:48am
 
The first time we say Tiny Tim on the old Laugh In comedy show my father and I cried we were laughing so hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEAa4Xr0-w
Here's Tiny again on Johnny Carson:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqfqW6RJVHw

One other thing that comes to mind was the time my father greased the pole to the bird feeder to keep the tree rats (squirrels) out.  For fifteen minutes we watched a very brilliant, persistent squirrel attempt to foil Dad's defense, failing comically every time.  The final time he jumped from a tree branch to the top of the pole, slid down head first into the dirt, then threw a very human-like minute long temper tantrum, complete with many squirrel curses. 
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Reply #6 - Mar 29th, 2017 at 8:37am
 
That squirrel story is hilarious! Shame no one recorded it. Possible viral video.
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Reply #7 - Apr 3rd, 2017 at 2:10pm
 
Sadly the squirrel story happened many years before the advent of cell phones.
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Reply #8 - Apr 3rd, 2017 at 7:55pm
 
I can't give you a funniest thing ever. But some funny things that I thought were really sort of over and above the usual would be:

Alot of Dave Chapelles stuff. Killing them Softly had some parts that were just hilarious. His timing and delivery are among the best I've ever seen. The guy is just a very funny person.

The movie The Other Guys. Now granted part of what got me was I usually don't care for Will Ferrell so the fact that this movie was so good really made it stick with me.

Lastly, I wouldn't call this up there with the other two but it always makes me laugh.

Thug Life Animal Compilation- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uFX0JdLQ2M4
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