with dan on the monkeys, who wants a pet that throws it's poo at you ?
$20 milion eh - so that's £12.5million in real money (lol)
I'm not as philanthropic as you lot.
I'd make sure my family and close friends were taken care of - say £5 million.
Invest the rest on low interest zero risk bonds of some kind - or maybe just buy a shedload of platinum and found my own mini-bank. Even a 1 % interest off 7.5 million is 75,000 pounds - so if I could get 2-3 % I'd settle for that as a yearly income.
And then start travelling the world - in style, ships not planes - and meeting all the people I know from the internet.
That would take me a few years, I'd be in no rush.
And then just take life easy and do pretty much what I liked when I liked
I'd certainly look at staging the worlds largest meeting of slingers - pay airfares, travel costs etc.
Finish that with a truly phenomenal fireworks display. maybe make it an annual thing.
Build a cheese cave and a salami curing room.
Pay some technical whizz to make me really cool cutting edge electronic gadgets.
Yeah just enjoy the hell out of life
Actually the very first extravagance I would make is to employ my own taylor. So that all my garments were tailor made just for me. Every single thing from underwear on up to jeans - hell maybe even a suit made from smart fabric with active cooling.
I'm short and wide - I do not fit into any off the shelf clothing properly. Never have.
To actually own a pair of jeans that fitted comfirtably and properly would be a serious luxury.
At the moment I have to buy the next size up to what i actually am or the first time I bend my legs my thigh muscles split the seams.
Yeah luxury is clothes made just for you