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Re: RAGE ZOMBIE
Reply #30 - Jun 12^th, 2012, 3:37pm

"Sons of Benjamen, I would think zombie wing chun would look something like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMYYNBLsCMs Put a couple knives in his hands and he's good to go." -Dan

(I couldn't figure out how to quote...)

Anyway, I loved Ip Man -- one of the best movies ever made. I don't think anyone on PCP would bother him (if they had PCP, that is).

To an assortment of others: I agree that you can't hesitate if someone is actively trying to kill/eat you. I'm just saying that it is probably better to go for a non-lethal method of stopping him/her as opposed to a possibly fatal method. Stun gun>gun. It's better to avoid killing the person, in my opinion, both for yourself and the other person.

As a side note, if you could use a rope dart or a meteor hammer, and just happened to have one lying around, that might be ideal. Take them out early. For that matter, a bola would work well as far as taking them down goes.

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Re: RAGE ZOMBIE
Reply #31 - Jun 15^th, 2012, 12:24am

Quote from Sons of benjamin on Jun 12^th, 2012, 3:37pm:

As a side note, if you could use a rope dart or a meteor hammer, and just happened to have one lying around, that might be ideal. Take them out early. For that matter, a bola would work well as far as taking them down goes.

1. You're not going to have any of these on a day to day basis.
2. Are YOU good enough with these weapons to do any good whatsoever?

I appreciate that this is a primitive weapons centered site, but the fact is, by and large, weapons that became obsolete a thousand years ago, are, for the most part still obsolete today. Or, perhaps more fittingly for this case, are not appropriate for the situation at hand.

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Re: RAGE ZOMBIE
Reply #32 - Jun 15^th, 2012, 9:07pm

Quote from Dan on Jun 12^th, 2012, 11:30am:

Quote from Rat Man on Jun 12^th, 2012, 10:51am:

I generally carry a hefty walking stick when out walking the beasts. Being an old dude my doing so doesn't get questioned. If it does get questioned I can present medical evidence indicating that such a staff is necessary for me. This is my first line of defense. I do have some martial arts training and can still handle myself, but I'm old and using the stick is easier. If I somehow loose the stick in a scuffle then I have my Buck knife. I know it's illegal but as Dan said, better to be judged by twelve then carried by six. I would only use the knife under the most extreme circumstances. I have experienced first hand what our legal system does to someone who uses a weapon to defend themselves. It isn't fun at all, so make sure that it's life or death and you have no other option whatsoever before you use a weapon.

One of the things I really look forward to being an old guy (besides being able to say whipper-snappers and drink sweet tea on my front porch), is being able to carry a walking stick and have people not think anything of it.

Discount movie tickets are pretty sweet too!

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Re: RAGE ZOMBIE
Reply #33 - Jun 16^th, 2012, 5:57am

Quote from Dan on Jun 12^th, 2012, 11:30am:

Quote from Rat Man on Jun 12^th, 2012, 10:51am:

I generally carry a hefty walking stick when out walking the beasts. Being an old dude my doing so doesn't get questioned. If it does get questioned I can present medical evidence indicating that such a staff is necessary for me. This is my first line of defense. I do have some martial arts training and can still handle myself, but I'm old and using the stick is easier. If I somehow loose the stick in a scuffle then I have my Buck knife. I know it's illegal but as Dan said, better to be judged by twelve then carried by six. I would only use the knife under the most extreme circumstances. I have experienced first hand what our legal system does to someone who uses a weapon to defend themselves. It isn't fun at all, so make sure that it's life or death and you have no other option whatsoever before you use a weapon.

One of the things I really look forward to being an old guy (besides being able to say whipper-snappers and drink sweet tea on my front porch), is being able to carry a walking stick and have people not think anything of it.

Maybe you could develop a very convincing fake limp so you don't have to wait so long?

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Dan Interfector Viris Spurii SlingingGuide Moderator Slinging Rocks! Posts: 3389 Gender:	Re: RAGE ZOMBIE Reply #34 - Jun 16^th, 2012, 8:52am Well, if I have major surgery or break a bone I'm definitely getting the CS blackthorn walking stick.
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Thunder Chief Funditor Don't Panic! Posts: 804	Re: RAGE ZOMBIE Reply #35 - Jun 16^th, 2012, 11:59pm Quote from Dan on Jun 16^th, 2012, 8:52am: Well, if I have major surgery or break a bone I'm definitely getting the CS blackthorn walking stick. I always thought that looked cool, but then I got to play with one at a gun show and I just didn't like the way it felt. It might be that it's just very large.
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Re: RAGE ZOMBIE
Reply #36 - Jun 17^th, 2012, 11:38am

Quote from Thunder Chief on Jun 16^th, 2012, 11:59pm:

Quote from Dan on Jun 16^th, 2012, 8:52am:

Well, if I have major surgery or break a bone I'm definitely getting the CS blackthorn walking stick.

I always thought that looked cool, but then I got to play with one at a gun show and I just didn't like the way it felt. It might be that it's just very large.

I was paging through a really old CS magazine and they actually used to have real blackthorne walking sticks and shillelagh made out of wood. I think that would be ideal. If I was going to use it a lot, I'd probably shop around and see what I like best.

Being able to tuck my shirt in and having a real excuse not to hear someone would be nice too. Wink

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Reply #37 - Jun 17^th, 2012, 1:07pm

Quote from Dan on Jun 17^th, 2012, 11:38am:

Quote from Thunder Chief on Jun 16^th, 2012, 11:59pm:

Quote from Dan on Jun 16^th, 2012, 8:52am:

Well, if I have major surgery or break a bone I'm definitely getting the CS blackthorn walking stick.

I always thought that looked cool, but then I got to play with one at a gun show and I just didn't like the way it felt. It might be that it's just very large.

I was paging through a really old CS magazine and they actually used to have real blackthorne walking sticks and shillelagh made out of wood. I think that would be ideal. If I was going to use it a lot, I'd probably shop around and see what I like best.

Being able to tuck my shirt in and having a real excuse not to hear someone would be nice too.

I tuck my shirt in all the time. I wear button downs with the sleeves rolled up. When I walk my dog, I carry a eucalyptus shillelagh that I made.
Also, learn the art of smart@ss comments, it works nearly as well for deflecting idiots as being deaf. Wink

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Re: RAGE ZOMBIE
Reply #38 - Jun 17^th, 2012, 3:16pm

Quote from Thunder Chief on Jun 17^th, 2012, 1:07pm:

Quote from Dan on Jun 17^th, 2012, 11:38am:

Quote from Thunder Chief on Jun 16^th, 2012, 11:59pm:

Quote from Dan on Jun 16^th, 2012, 8:52am:

Well, if I have major surgery or break a bone I'm definitely getting the CS blackthorn walking stick.

I always thought that looked cool, but then I got to play with one at a gun show and I just didn't like the way it felt. It might be that it's just very large.

I was paging through a really old CS magazine and they actually used to have real blackthorne walking sticks and shillelagh made out of wood. I think that would be ideal. If I was going to use it a lot, I'd probably shop around and see what I like best.

Being able to tuck my shirt in and having a real excuse not to hear someone would be nice too.

I tuck my shirt in all the time. I wear button downs with the sleeves rolled up. When I walk my dog, I carry a eucalyptus shillelagh that I made.
Also, learn the art of smart@ss comments, it works nearly as well for deflecting idiots as being deaf. Wink

Ha, nice. I'm sure we'd get along really well in real life. I've got a pretty good handle on the commenting thing, I'll progressively work on dressing like an old man as I get older.

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Re: RAGE ZOMBIE
Reply #39 - Jun 17^th, 2012, 3:49pm

Quote from Dan on Jun 17^th, 2012, 3:16pm:

Quote from Thunder Chief on Jun 17^th, 2012, 1:07pm:

Quote from Dan on Jun 17^th, 2012, 11:38am:

Quote from Thunder Chief on Jun 16^th, 2012, 11:59pm:

Quote from Dan on Jun 16^th, 2012, 8:52am:

Well, if I have major surgery or break a bone I'm definitely getting the CS blackthorn walking stick.

I always thought that looked cool, but then I got to play with one at a gun show and I just didn't like the way it felt. It might be that it's just very large.

I was paging through a really old CS magazine and they actually used to have real blackthorne walking sticks and shillelagh made out of wood. I think that would be ideal. If I was going to use it a lot, I'd probably shop around and see what I like best.

Being able to tuck my shirt in and having a real excuse not to hear someone would be nice too.

I tuck my shirt in all the time. I wear button downs with the sleeves rolled up. When I walk my dog, I carry a eucalyptus shillelagh that I made.
Also, learn the art of smart@ss comments, it works nearly as well for deflecting idiots as being deaf. Wink

Ha, nice. I'm sure we'd get along really well in real life. I've got a pretty good handle on the commenting thing, I'll progressively work on dressing like an old man as I get older.

Make sure to wear a hat. Also, a belt.

Regarding the cannibal, scream fire (supposedly more likely to get people to help than shouting "help" or "rape") and run like hell is my preference. I'm fast, and I prefer to keep my neck intact. Should I have to fight, teep/front kick straight to the stomach with power. Hope that knocks them off balance, t= then, as stated, elbow to the neck/head. I don't want to kill them, but better them than me if all else fails.

And of course, call the police, as I , like most people, especially those of us on the younger side, have a cell phone.

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LukeWebb Funditor Slinging Rocks! Posts: 782 Gender:	Re: RAGE ZOMBIE Reply #40 - Jun 17^th, 2012, 10:03pm Don't forget the eyes guys. If anyone jumps on you and is trying to eat your face gouge out their eyes and gouge 'em good! He will get off you pretty fast if you dig your thumbs in there. And don't forget the 5 point palm technique, takes 5 steps he's dead.
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Bill Skinner Slinging.org Moderator Forum Moderator Slinging Rocks! Posts: 1345	Re: RAGE ZOMBIE Reply #41 - Jun 18^th, 2012, 1:48pm Guys, the eater took like 8 hits before he decided to lay down. The cop suspposedely shot him 3 times to incapacitate him and it didn't work. Then, it took like five more to stop him. This is from a .40 S&W. You don't really want to go hand to hand with some one drugged out of their mind. Run away.
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Reply #42 - Jun 18^th, 2012, 3:20pm

Quote from Bill Skinner on Jun 18^th, 2012, 1:48pm:

Guys, the eater took like 8 hits before he decided to lay down. The cop suspposedely shot him 3 times to incapacitate him and it didn't work. Then, it took like five more to stop him. This is from a .40 S&W. You don't really want to go hand to hand with some one drugged out of their mind. Run away.

In light of this information, I will re-strategize.
RUN AWAY AS FAST AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE. SCREAM FIRE OR RAPE. SCREAM FOR COPS, ANYTHING. Yep, I think that about covers my new plan. Though if I'm too slow, I kick for the legs and just try to keep them from chasing other people, somehow. Hopefully I can find a big stick/pole, or I have an object on me. Gives good reason to use a walking stick, as has been mentioned.

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"A sword is a weapon. The art of swordsmanship is learning how to kill. That is the truth"

"Dead!" I answered, and amiably "Murdered," the Hangman corrected me. "First the alien ... then the Jew. I did no more than you let me do."

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Re: RAGE ZOMBIE
Reply #44 - Jun 18^th, 2012, 4:59pm

Zimmerman his ass.

Mr. Face-eater was too strung out to stop.
Your only hope would be to go ballistic, kick and screem and fight for your freekin' life cause you would be.
The guy who lost his face was lucky the cops were so close. They shot Zombie guy like 6 times before they got his attention.

If you come up against a pot head, you could confuse him with bull chips.
A meth head, crank head, horse, PCP, Angel Dust; these take serious protection.
CC permit with a full clip is no guarentee you'll live through an attack.

Best case scenario: your hospital insurance covers cosmedic reconstruction.
Worse case: he gives you aids.

No, aside from walking around with a pitch fork, or a security dog, I just don't see a happy ending for this one.

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