Quote from fletch_man on Mar 15th, 2012, 1:06pm:Which Saints do you pray to when you enter those knitting contests? Some of those girls can be pretty tough. A little metaphysical help might be welcome. Saint Le Yarn?
If I enter a knitting contest, it would be St Rita, Patroness of lost causes
Other contest where I would have a bit more chance to stand my ground, I pray Holy Me. And then I blame Hime to be so incompetent !
There is one "group" of saints I can't stand : St $, and his friend, St £ and St €, they have way too much follower, they tend to think they are allmighty.
To all of those who don't take God too seriously : If you have near you some one who constantly repeat "Oh my god ! ".. Try replying each time "Yes ? I'm right here". It gives you a nice egoboost and it keeps him/her from too many repetition