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Best Old Looking Older Woman
Mar 6^th, 2012, 1:14pm

Who is the best looking older woman? Now if you're fifteen, somebody thirty-two might be an older woman, but that's not what I have in mind. Let's try to keep our choices at least in their mid to upper forties, if not older. My choice is Marie Osmond. People say she' had this or that procedure done, and I don't care. The fact that someone can be that darned sexy at fifty-one is amazing. What ever she's doing, I hope she keeps doing it.
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Re: Best Old Looking Older Woman
Reply #1 - Mar 6^th, 2012, 2:46pm

You. Have gone insane. I mean like Col. Kurtz up past the bridge at Doh-Lung insane. I mean like round the clock supervision at a clinic in Vienna insane. I like you. The average age on this forum is either 15 or 60. These are people who dress up as knights, ninjas or have drawers full of knives that all have skulls on the pommels. We just recently discussed how we would escape if we were kinapped and taken to "The Secret Jesus Appreciation Detention Camp". Now here you are getting ready to peg the "Abnormally Sensitive Male-O-Meter" over to "Misogynistic Ba$tard" . Totally in the red.

What were we talking about? Oh yeah, gotta be Monica Bellucci. She was so hot in "Tears of the Sun" I tried to join the Navy Seals. Not the regular ones, the older ones. The "Gray Seals".

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Steven Interfector Viris Spurii RaptorIsAsRaptorDoes Posts: 1723 Gender:	Re: Best Old Looking Older Woman Reply #2 - Mar 6^th, 2012, 4:55pm Gina Lollobrigida
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Morphy Interfector Viris Spurii Checkmate Posts: 2432	Re: Best Old Looking Older Woman Reply #3 - Mar 6^th, 2012, 5:01pm I'm no huge fan of her but Jennifer Aniston is 43 and looks good to me. She's righttttt on the edge of what you might accept for this thread. How old is she in that one Fletch? Looking good for a middle aged woman.
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fletch_man Descens When the Guns are Gone Posts: 364 Gender:	Re: Best Old Looking Older Woman Reply #4 - Mar 6^th, 2012, 6:06pm Monica is 48 now and I think she was 39-40 when that film came out. But she is timeless, just a beautiful woman who only looks better as she ages. You know she's a slinger, right? Wicked Byzantine stroke......................
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Mauro Fiorentini Slinging.org Moderator Forge your future with the hammer of your mind! Posts: 3072 Gender:	Re: Best Old Looking Older Woman Reply #5 - Mar 6^th, 2012, 6:22pm ITALIAN: Sabrina Ferilli, 47: AMERICAN: Tina Turner, 74. GERMAN: Kessler sisters, both 76 Greetings, Mauro.
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Bikewer Interfector Viris Spurii I love Slinging.org! Posts: 1408 Gender:	Re: Best Old Looking Older Woman Reply #6 - Mar 7^th, 2012, 9:43am I about lost it when Monica Belluci appeared in the Matrix wearing that latex dress... How about Dana Delany? I've always been partial to redheads, and she's looking pretty sharp in her new "Body Of Proof" series.
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bigkahuna Interfector Viris Spurii Past Moderator Posts: 3691 Gender:	Re: Best Old Looking Older Woman Reply #7 - Mar 7^th, 2012, 10:33pm I have to put in my vote for Salma Hayek........."Smokin"!
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Re: Best Old Looking Older Woman
Reply #8 - Mar 8^th, 2012, 12:57am

Speaking of redheads...

You boys familiar with Mad Men's Christina Hendricks?

She's not quite forty, but I'm 21 myself so I think that more than satisfies the "older woman" requirement in this case. She's physically impeccable in every way, the very *best* looking woman I can think of that actually exists. All natural, too!

Now, I'm a man of peace, but between us slingers I'd kill at least three men for a night with Christina. cry

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Mauro Fiorentini Slinging.org Moderator Forge your future with the hammer of your mind! Posts: 3072 Gender:	Re: Best Old Looking Older Woman Reply #9 - Mar 8^th, 2012, 5:19am Eh, just wait a decade and you'll see how gravity works... Greetings, Mauro.
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bigkahuna Interfector Viris Spurii Past Moderator Posts: 3691 Gender:	Re: Best Old Looking Older Woman Reply #10 - Mar 8^th, 2012, 6:47am She will just have "a little work" done and she will be good to go
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curious_aardvark Slinging.org Administrator Taller than the average Dwarf Posts: 9049 Gender:	Re: Best Old Looking Older Woman Reply #11 - Mar 8^th, 2012, 6:51am michelle pfiffer (or however it's spelt) I actually saw raquel welch in a noel coward comedy play a few years back. Not sure how old she was but still looked pretty good - couldn't act worth a damn, but hey you can't have everything
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Re: Best Old Looking Older Woman
Reply #12 - Mar 8^th, 2012, 6:51am

Quote from fletch_man on Mar 6^th, 2012, 2:46pm:

You. Have gone insane. I mean like Col. Kurtz up past the bridge at Doh-Lung insane. I mean like round the clock supervision at a clinic in Vienna insane. I like you. The average age on this forum is either 15 or 60. These are people who dress up as knights, ninjas or have drawers full of knives that all have skulls on the pommels. We just recently discussed how we would escape if we were kinapped and taken to "The Secret Jesus Appreciation Detention Camp". Now here you are getting ready to peg the "Abnormally Sensitive Male-O-Meter" over to "Misogynistic Ba$tard" . Totally in the red.

What were we talking about? Oh yeah, gotta be Monica Bellucci. She was so hot in "Tears of the Sun" I tried to join the Navy Seals. Not the regular ones, the older ones. The "Gray Seals".

I am really hurt. None of my knives have skulls on their pommels. The skulls have their own drawer. Huh

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Re: Best Old Looking Older Woman
Reply #13 - Mar 8^th, 2012, 11:27am

Quote from curious_aardvark on Mar 8^th, 2012, 6:51am:

michelle pfiffer (or however it's spelt)

I actually saw raquel welch in a noel coward comedy play a few years back. Not sure how old she was but still looked pretty good - couldn't act worth a damn, but hey you can't have everything

Raquel Welch is one of the best cases of preservation in female history. I'm not sure how she looks now, but she was still smokin into her sixties.
If any of our female members wish to add some hot older dudes, feel free. It's your forum too.

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bigkahuna Interfector Viris Spurii Past Moderator Posts: 3691 Gender:	Re: Best Old Looking Older Woman Reply #14 - Mar 9^th, 2012, 8:55pm Lauren Hutton has aged pretty well also and Sophia Loren has always been a knockout.
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