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Most outrageous/funny lies
Feb 27th, 2012, 11:29pm
 
The CHOT thread got me thinking... What are some of the most outrageous, funny, or just plain stupid lies either you or someone you personally know has ever told. Since I've never lied in my life I'm going to have to think pretty hard before I post one.  Cheesy Anyone else have any?  Smiley
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Reply #1 - Feb 27th, 2012, 11:56pm
 
Quote from Morphy on Feb 27th, 2012, 11:29pm:
Since I've never lied in my life I'm going to have to think pretty hard before I post one.

 
I see what you just did there  Roll Eyes Grin Roll Eyes Wink *winkwinknudgenudge*
 
Lots of drug education stuff is crazy. We might be all the chillun of the world, but we're not stupid. Lots of times random youth groups will come to schools and and try to talk about the horrors of people who took a drug. It usually is how a band de copain was screwing around, started taking drugs. One person is peer pressured in, takes it, and gruesomely has their brain swell up and is dead within an hour. Not that i'm saying it doesn't happen, but more like the way the story was told. Completely BS, make's my parent's stories about the Big Bad Wolf sound realistic.*
 
Being in IB, a lot of open ended questions are complete crap. How will you apply the fantastical life lessons you just learned from a corny movie that looks like it was made during the age of the T-Rex in real life? Gee, well now that I understand the symptoms of hyponatremia I will initiate public campaigns in an effort to enlighten all of society in the possible detriments of consuming abnormal levels of dihydrogenmonoxide without supplementing oneself with an inadequate ratio of necessary electrolytes. Recent advancements in psychology, as conducted by the American Physiological Association, dictate that the use of characteristic advertisements may induce greater success rates in the education of a general public in the harms of hyponatremia.    
 
This one is pretty funny: http://www.eface.in/denmark-is-a-big-shame-to-whole-world/
For the Truth, check this out (or read the comments, or look at an atlas): http://satwcomic.com/the-big-shame
 
*I completely disagree with the consumption of most drugs, but some of the life lessons that people try to teach are just rediculous.
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Reply #2 - Feb 28th, 2012, 12:00am
 
I debated putting this up, but whatever Wink
 
Other outrageous lies:
 
Voting for freedom
Women's Rights
Freedom of Speech
Life Liberty and Property
"It's okay honey, this won't hurt one bit/will only take a second/is for your own good"
 
Life, The Universe and EVERYTHING.
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Reply #3 - Feb 28th, 2012, 11:52am
 
You may be a little young for this Kid but one that stands out in my mind was when Clinton came on tv and said he didn't have a sexual relationship with Monica Lewinsky. What a mess that was. I didn't personally know him but at the moment nothing is coming to mind.  Smiley
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Reply #4 - Feb 28th, 2012, 12:17pm
 
Quote from Morphy on Feb 28th, 2012, 11:52am:
You may be a little young for this Kid but one that stands out in my mind was when Clinton came on tv and said he didn't have a sexual relationship with Monica Lewinsky. What a mess that was. I didn't personally know him but at the moment nothing is coming to mind.  Smiley

 
Depends on what the meaning of the word IS is...
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Reply #5 - Feb 28th, 2012, 12:17pm
 
Quote from Morphy on Feb 28th, 2012, 11:52am:
You may be a little young for this Kid but one that stands out in my mind was when Clinton came on tv and said he didn't have a sexual relationship with Monica Lewinsky. What a mess that was. I didn't personally know him but at the moment nothing is coming to mind.  Smiley

Clinton revealed himself as a liar during his campaign when he admitted to experimenting with marijuana but "I didn't inhale".
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Quote from xxkid123 on Feb 28th, 2012, 12:00am:
I debated putting this up, but whatever Wink

Other outrageous lies:

Voting for freedom
Women's Rights
Freedom of Speech
Life Liberty and Property
"It's okay honey, this won't hurt one bit/will only take a second/is for your own good"

Life, The Universe and EVERYTHING.
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Reply #7 - Feb 28th, 2012, 1:31pm
 
Quote from Pikaru on Feb 28th, 2012, 12:25pm:
Quote from xxkid123 on Feb 28th, 2012, 12:00am:

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Reply #8 - Feb 28th, 2012, 4:57pm
 
"Gun control will get guns out of the hands of criminals and save lives."
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Reply #9 - Feb 29th, 2012, 12:44am
 
Are you trying to tell me criminals don't register their guns? What kind of crazy talk is that...  Roll Eyes
 
Anyways, speaking of political deceptions I've always liked the whole Moon Bears take on it.  
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvjgIxuVdo4   Smiley
 
 
 
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Reply #10 - Feb 29th, 2012, 7:35am
 
Oh lies, the bedrock of civilization Grin
how about "Honesty is the best policy"?  Or "It's so good to see you"? Or, "with all due respect"?
 
 
 
 
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Reply #12 - Feb 29th, 2012, 9:12am
 
Made me think of this:
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXmaS1ZzpA8
 
Actually broadcast by the BBC (the official channel of the UK) one April Fools. Whats worse is, that even with our modern globalisation, I think there would be a fair few would fall for this still Wink
 
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Reply #13 - Feb 29th, 2012, 1:39pm
 
Quote from perpetualstudent on Feb 29th, 2012, 7:35am:
Oh lies, the bedrock of civilization Grin
how about "Honesty is the best policy"?  Or "It's so good to see you"? Or, "with all due respect"?





"With all due respect" is quite accurate if no respect at all is due. Depends on how it's meant.
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