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Ultimate Zombie Melee Weapon? (Read 26469 times)

Samurismallz Tiro Why am I wasting slinging time on this forum? Posts: 97 Gender:	Re: Ultimate Zombie Melee Weapon? Reply #285 - Jun 28^th, 2011, 5:25pm I wouldn't use the phrase "mutually beneficial", but instead I would use small words that they could understand. That way he might not kill me before I finished a sentence.
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Re: Ultimate Zombie Melee Weapon?
Reply #286 - Jun 28^th, 2011, 5:38pm

Do you think scared and panicked people are going to acting in a logical manner? TC has some very good points, all they will be worried about will be themselves and possibly some close friends and relatives, all they will be worried about is what they think they need right now, look at the mobs in New Orleans after Katrina. Bill

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Re: Ultimate Zombie Melee Weapon?
Reply #287 - Jun 28^th, 2011, 5:57pm

Quote from Thunder Chief on Jun 28^th, 2011, 4:43pm:

Quote from Samurismallz on Jun 28^th, 2011, 4:23pm:

What I would do about them is have them join us. Tell them that we are fighting back against the zombies, and ask them if they want to join us. They will survive better, and we will gain an extra pair of hands to help out.

I would like to convey how this conversation may go:
"Hi there"
"@#$% off"
"I was wondering if you'd like to join us?"
"I already told you what to do"
"But I thought—"
*clears leather* "I don't care what you thought. There's no way I'm gonna take orders from a runt like you" [At this point I'm assuming this guy's about 6' 8"]
"But it would be mutually benefic—"
"Oh, listen to you. Aren't you smart? I'll bet you think you're better than me, huh?"
"No, I—"
"GET OUTTA HERE!"
“But I still need to get—”
“It’s all mine, now. Leave!”
“But—”
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
At which point, you are laying on the ground bleeding out to a) be finished by the belligerent conversationalist, or b) left and devoured by the first zeds out and about. Either situation leads to you not getting the chance to survive Z Day.
The moral of this story: stock up on supplies, weapons, and ammunition before you need it.

You sure have a better imagination than I do. I was imagining something shorter. More like,
Sam:"Hi th-"
Squatter: "WAAHHHHHHHHGGGGGFFFFFFF?????!!!!!!"
BLAM!
*Empties Sam's pockets*
BLAM!

It's not obvious that I'm reading "The Road," is it? Wink

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Re: Ultimate Zombie Melee Weapon?
Reply #288 - Jun 28^th, 2011, 6:10pm

I realized that people are going to be panicking, but they still might listen to reason, especially if you help them get what they need. If you help someone, they are more likely to listen to your reasons and they might join you. If they are looking afte someone they care for, you can tell them you can help protect them.

Take life as it comes. Run when you have to, fight when you must, rest when you can.

There is one rule, above all others, for a man. Whatever comes, face it on your feet.

Death is lighter than a feather, Duty heavier than a mountain.

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paracordslinger Descens Modern society makes me want to shoot everyone Posts: 439 Gender:	Re: Ultimate Zombie Melee Weapon? Reply #289 - Jun 28^th, 2011, 10:59pm shoot, loot, run i would try to become allies with the zeds before tey became undead
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Samurismallz Tiro Why am I wasting slinging time on this forum? Posts: 97 Gender:	Re: Ultimate Zombie Melee Weapon? Reply #290 - Jun 28^th, 2011, 11:02pm Ah, but once they become zeds they'll have no thoughts of alliances.
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paracordslinger Descens Modern society makes me want to shoot everyone Posts: 439 Gender:	Re: Ultimate Zombie Melee Weapon? Reply #291 - Jun 28^th, 2011, 11:04pm id be like the guy in i am legend, exept i wouldnt blow myself up with a hand greade, id cure every body in the end
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Samurismallz Tiro Why am I wasting slinging time on this forum? Posts: 97 Gender:	Re: Ultimate Zombie Melee Weapon? Reply #292 - Jun 28^th, 2011, 11:12pm That's a very good idea. Just get the antidote and put in a gaseous form. Then spray over the world one city at a time.
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Morphy Interfector Viris Spurii Checkmate Posts: 2432	Re: Ultimate Zombie Melee Weapon? Reply #293 - Jun 29^th, 2011, 2:00am Quote from Morphy on Jun 27^th, 2011, 5:03pm: Sounds like we're getting to a Rube Goldberg zombie killing machine. All I want is some sharks with some frikkin laser beams. You guys can do whatever else you will. Check-frikkin-Mate. Zombies 0 LaserSharks 782,235,920
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Samurismallz Tiro Why am I wasting slinging time on this forum? Posts: 97 Gender:	Re: Ultimate Zombie Melee Weapon? Reply #294 - Jun 29^th, 2011, 8:30pm I'm sure thatll work well on zombies near water, but what about zombies on land?
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Masiakasaurus Slinging.org Moderator mah-SEE-a-kah-SOR-us Posts: 4944 Gender:	Re: Ultimate Zombie Melee Weapon? Reply #295 - Jun 29^th, 2011, 10:39pm You get sharks with lasers?! I want Aquatic Attack Tigers, then! And for the zombies not on water, Flying Bears. Winning.
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Samurismallz Tiro Why am I wasting slinging time on this forum? Posts: 97 Gender:	Re: Ultimate Zombie Melee Weapon? Reply #296 - Jun 29^th, 2011, 10:44pm Ok, the flying bears make me happy.
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Morphy Interfector Viris Spurii Checkmate Posts: 2432	Re: Ultimate Zombie Melee Weapon? Reply #297 - Jun 29^th, 2011, 11:06pm Your kung fu is powerful but can it stand up to the PFP Patrol?
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Samurismallz Tiro Why am I wasting slinging time on this forum? Posts: 97 Gender:	Re: Ultimate Zombie Melee Weapon? Reply #298 - Jun 29^th, 2011, 11:44pm Ok, now things are getting out of control. This is supposed to be about melee weapons and maybe some strategies.
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greencheapsk8 Descens Just in it for the fire! Posts: 235 Gender:	Re: Ultimate Zombie Melee Weapon? Reply #299 - Jun 30^th, 2011, 2:44am "Hey" "Um what do you want" "Nothing much, a better chance of survival" "Oh okay" ...... "So you raided a supermarket lately?" "Nah" "I know one with stuff in it, if we both go we can ransack it easy" "OK"
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