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Reply #285 - Jun 28th, 2011 at 5:25pm
 
I wouldn't use the phrase "mutually beneficial", but instead I would use small words that they could understand. That way he might not kill me before I finished a sentence.
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Reply #286 - Jun 28th, 2011 at 5:38pm
 
Do you think scared and panicked people are going to acting in a logical manner?  TC has some very good points, all they will be worried about will be themselves and possibly some close friends and relatives, all they will be worried about is what they think they need right now, look at the mobs in New Orleans after Katrina.  Bill
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Re: Ultimate Zombie Melee Weapon?
Reply #287 - Jun 28th, 2011 at 5:57pm
 
Thunder Chief wrote on Jun 28th, 2011 at 4:43pm:
Samurismallz wrote on Jun 28th, 2011 at 4:23pm:
What I would do about them is have them join us. Tell them that we are fighting back against the zombies, and ask them if they want to join us. They will survive better, and we will gain an extra pair of hands to help out.


I would like to convey how this conversation may go:
"Hi there"
"@#$% off"
"I was wondering if you'd like to join us?"
"I already told you what to do"
"But I thought—"
*clears leather* "I don't care what you thought.  There's no way I'm gonna take orders from a runt like you" [At this point I'm assuming this guy's about 6' 8"]
"But it would be mutually benefic—"
"Oh, listen to you. Aren't you smart? I'll bet you think you're better than me, huh?"
"No, I—"
"GET OUTTA HERE!"
“But I still need to get—”
“It’s all mine, now.  Leave!”
“But—”
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
At which point, you are laying on the ground bleeding out to a) be finished by the belligerent conversationalist, or b) left and devoured by the first zeds out and about.  Either situation leads to you not getting the chance to survive Z Day.  
The moral of this story: stock up on supplies, weapons, and ammunition before you need it.

You sure have a better imagination than I do. I was imagining something shorter. More like,
Sam:"Hi th-"
Squatter: "WAAHHHHHHHHGGGGGFFFFFFF?????!!!!!!"
BLAM!
*Empties Sam's pockets*
BLAM!

It's not obvious that I'm reading "The Road," is it? Wink
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Massi - WTF? It's called a sling. You use it to throw rocks farther and faster than you could otherwise. That's all. 
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Reply #288 - Jun 28th, 2011 at 6:10pm
 
I realized that people are going to be panicking, but they still might listen to reason, especially if you help them get what they need. If you help someone, they are more likely to listen to your reasons and they might join you. If they are looking afte someone they care for, you can tell them you can help protect them.
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Reply #289 - Jun 28th, 2011 at 10:59pm
 
shoot, loot, run Wink i would try to become allies with the zeds before tey became undead:)
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Reply #290 - Jun 28th, 2011 at 11:02pm
 
Ah, but once they become zeds they'll have no thoughts of alliances.
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Reply #291 - Jun 28th, 2011 at 11:04pm
 
id be like the guy in i am legend, exept i wouldnt blow myself up with a hand greade, id cure every body in the end:)
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Reply #292 - Jun 28th, 2011 at 11:12pm
 
That's a very good idea. Just get the antidote and put in a gaseous form. Then spray over the world one city at a time.
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Reply #293 - Jun 29th, 2011 at 2:00am
 
Morphy wrote on Jun 27th, 2011 at 5:03pm:
Sounds like we're getting to a Rube Goldberg zombie killing machine. All I want is some sharks with some frikkin laser beams. You guys can do whatever else you will.  Wink


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Reply #294 - Jun 29th, 2011 at 8:30pm
 
I'm sure thatll work well on zombies near water, but what about zombies on land?
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Reply #295 - Jun 29th, 2011 at 10:39pm
 
You get sharks with lasers?! I want Aquatic Attack Tigers, then! Tongue
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And for the zombies not on water, Flying Bears.
http://whatthecrap.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/flyingbear.jpgw=780
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Pikåru wrote on Nov 19th, 2013 at 6:59pm:
Massi - WTF? It's called a sling. You use it to throw rocks farther and faster than you could otherwise. That's all. 
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Reply #296 - Jun 29th, 2011 at 10:44pm
 
Ok, the flying bears make me happy.
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Reply #297 - Jun 29th, 2011 at 11:06pm
 
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Reply #298 - Jun 29th, 2011 at 11:44pm
 
Ok, now things are getting out of control. This is supposed to be about melee weapons and maybe some strategies.
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Reply #299 - Jun 30th, 2011 at 2:44am
 
"Hey"
"Um what do you want"
"Nothing much, a better chance of survival"
"Oh okay"
......
"So you raided a supermarket lately?"
"Nah"
"I know one with stuff in it, if we both go we can ransack it easy"
"OK"
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