bigkahuna wrote on Jun 20
th, 2007 at 9:23pm:
First rule of eating out....... Don't piss off the waitstaff. You will get little surprises and you will die of thirst.
Did 'you' ever think that 'your' restaurant food was 'surprise free'? No matter how you treat the waitstaff? Really? I just assume that there are 'ingredients' that I would not add myself, but, like everyone, I ignore it and forge ahead. I'm just not in denial about it. Besides, the food magically becomes 'holy' as it passes these lips! The 'added ingredients' have never bothered me yet! Hahahahahah..
No illusions here!
hahahaha!
(I 'assume' that everyone knows that the sugar-cube thing was simple (sling) humor?!
At worst, I just set the empty glass upon my head and continue with my meal. She usually arrives rather soon thereafter, anyway..)
(Perhaps a 'shock-collar' with a remote at every table?)
(That was humor too.)
(Disclaimer; No waitresses were hurt (or 'cubed') in the making of this joke! *__- )