Ohhh, there is a story here! HOW did you glue yourself to a cat? Why the cat was angry, of course, is obvious ...
"Put me down!"
"I can't."
"I SAID, Put me DOWN!"
"I CAN'T!!"
"rowwWWRRRR!!!"
Welcome to our little worldwide community. I look forward to hearing of your experiences learning the sling.
If you want to get an atlatl,
Thunderbird Atlatl
has several models that aren't too expensive. And a couple of the models are available as kits, for even less money.
Check out
Larry Forsyth's article
, about how he learned to sling. The Mescalero gentleman he learned from, apparently had used the sling for hunting most of his life. If Grandfather could hit telephone pole climbing spikes at 30 yards, he could certainly brain a deer at similar range.