Hey, Chris, um... I had a really good article, but um... my dog ate it. No, really, you can ask my wife. It was on a disk, and he swallowed it whole. He's a really big dog. We had to take him to the vet and everything.
Sorry, couldn't resist, even though I'm as guilty as the next guy. I'm hoping to get my article to you by mid-January, sticker or no sticker.
P.S. I don't really have a dog.