Taiki, just give it up mate.
I know you haven't got a girlfriend
YOU know you haven't got a girlfriend
Posting replies to your own messages from 'Taiki's Girl' fools nobody.
You are a slinger. We don't attract the opposite sex unless they are Police-women or Park Wardens. (mmmmm Police Women
)
Now snap out of it dude. If you want a girlfriend, I suggest you ask Techstuff. All that time spent living by himself in a cave, he would probably appreciate the chance to put on a skirt, slap on some make-up and play 'hold onto your toes' with someone that isn't trying to implant a radar chip into his brain, or confiscate his stash of Molotov Cocktails and rusty firearms.
Failing that, become a wargamer like I do. We attract Girls like Jam lures wasps!
Pat