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Mar 5th, 2006 at 1:44am
 
Recently I've been thinking. What is the obsession with slinging? I figured it out, it's the magic of the sling. The magic that comes from having a simple device consisting of two cords and a pouch. What other device allows you to throw almost anything wiyh deadly force. There is no need to construct any special ammo. It leaves all the skill to the slinger, no special sights, or settings. Just pure converted human power passed down two cords and packed into a pouch holding whatever. At the slingers will all the harnessed power is unleashed in one swift and calculated swissshhh. Tell me that doesnt feel like magic. Nothing else can do that. You make it from scratch and it has tornado fury.
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Reply #1 - Mar 5th, 2006 at 8:56am
 
It doesn't feel like magic. It feels like... slinging. OK, sling is very funny to use(pun intended), but magic? No. Magic is having enough accuraccy to actually hit something with a slung stone
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Reply #2 - Mar 5th, 2006 at 9:01am
 
I thought of the video game "street fighter 2" reading this thread.  It really didn't matter who win the fights when it first came out, it was who could shoot the fire ball and sonic boom that counted.

Playing with the sling is a bit like that, being able to attack from a considerable distance with that much power feels almost supernatural.
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Reply #3 - Mar 5th, 2006 at 9:40am
 
I feel the magic when i hit something Smiley Sometimes i have lucky days where i hit almost every thing i aim for, but most days i just suck.  Grin
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Reply #4 - Mar 5th, 2006 at 12:24pm
 
Yeah, the real magic is in hitting something first try. Tongue
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Reply #5 - Mar 5th, 2006 at 12:25pm
 
I just like being able to throw things *really* far! People used to be able to throw further than me - now who's the King? 8)
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Reply #6 - Mar 5th, 2006 at 3:10pm
 
jurick  Grin just kidding haha
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Reply #7 - Mar 5th, 2006 at 3:51pm
 
Grin I meant *locally*... And Mike lives too far away - he can be King of the valley...
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Reply #8 - Mar 5th, 2006 at 9:12pm
 
Hmmm, so who is your street-fighter expressed slinging identity?
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Reply #9 - Mar 5th, 2006 at 11:16pm
 
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Ha, ya i was raised off that game from snes(super netendo entertainment system) that makes me feel old, and i'm not even 20 yet
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Reply #10 - Mar 6th, 2006 at 1:25am
 
Which Valley are you talking about, Matthias?
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Reply #11 - Mar 6th, 2006 at 10:54am
 
I'm up in BC, Canada - in Vancouver. The next closest slinger lives further east up the Fraser valley a bit. As long as he doesn't decide to expand westward...

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Reply #12 - Mar 9th, 2006 at 3:39pm
 
The magik is the disapearing stone trick.

your sling when you realize the stone your using is gone. You look behind you an realize that the jogger who is laying on the ground is "clummsy" because there was no other way whe could get such a huge lump on his head ??? ???
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Reply #13 - Mar 9th, 2006 at 7:30pm
 
darn clummsy people! always falling down when i sling! on the bright side my stone must fly so far and so fast that i cant see it in flight! Im like a super slinger man!  Grin
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Reply #14 - Mar 10th, 2006 at 3:36pm
 
Im slinging a super ball when sudenly my younger brother falls down and grabs his but in pain. AND i get in trouble just because i was slinging.  I mean, I was already in a bad mood. I couldn't find the supper ball i was slinging Cry    Cry
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