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There have been reports of strange objects falling from the sky. People of the Davis community flee for shelter as liquid explosions rock local parks and fields.
One man who had been taking a casual walk in the park reported,”I didn’t hear anything until it was too late, I looked up and there was this bright streak and then… then water… water everywhere!”
“I think those dem orbs are one of dem secret government weapons. You know the ones made in dem underground laboratories. Dat or space invaders.”, said an area man.
One woman who had been driving home when she saw the alleged glowing orbs had this to say. “I don’t think these things are coming from space at all, but are being launched from some distant place.” When questioned further she said it might be terrorist.
Authorities have been unable to find any answer as of yet to this strange phenomenon.
We’ll keep you posted as these developments unravel.
This is LAN News, and I am Generic Reporter reporting good night.
That’s right folks,
GLOWING
WATER BOMBS!