MammotHunter
Interfector Viris Spurii
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Give me a rock, a sling, and give me some room
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virginia, for now
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You really have to wonder how maneuverable a sleigh filled with several tonnes of toys and a rather hirsute man really is, even if it is pulled by 8 magical caribou. I mean, could it dodge stone age anti-aircraft fire? And why do I get the feeling that even considering the act of slinging at Santa is going to mean every christmas after this one is going to be presentless? On the bright side, if the old man gives me coal, it's just more ammo! I've slung coal chunks before, and so help me, I'll do it again!
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