In 4th grade, my teacher was Irving Shitlipz.
He almost lasted the whole first week.
They can't do that to 4th graders and get away with it.
During 5th grade, the school aquired twin lady teachers, C.D. and Corry Apple. I always thought of "Seedy" and "Core-y".
Mr. Zoltan Zzyzmanskivitch, Mr. Lamus Zakus, Miss Snitzy Rungus, Coach Baskerville & Coach Fleckinstein. All from high school.
At University: Professor Hans Banger, Music dept.