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Matt_C Funditor Offline Cruachan!!! Posts: 736 Cheshire, England Gender:	Re: Your work? Reply #30 - Dec 10^th, 2005 at 11:31am Quote: I thought everyone slept with sharp pointy things in their beds ??? Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.... Come on, that made everyone else do a Beavus and Butthead style snigger, right?
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slingbadger Interfector Viris Spurii Offline Don't Badger a Badger Posts: 3220 Akron NY Gender:	Re: Your work? Reply #31 - Dec 10^th, 2005 at 1:53pm I work for the Veteran's Administration hospital ( for now) in the sign making department. I am also a Boy Scout leader and a member of the Society for Creative Anachronism. Somehow I also manage to do work as a freelance artist.
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Douglas_The_Black Interfector Viris Spurii Offline Hakkaa päälle! Posts: 3491 Salineville Ohio Gender:	Re: Your work? Reply #32 - Dec 10^th, 2005 at 8:13pm I sleep with sharp things above my bed, and beside my bed but not in my bed. I did wear chain mail and a sword to bed once just to see how it was like.
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Matt_C Funditor Offline Cruachan!!! Posts: 736 Cheshire, England Gender:	Re: Your work? Reply #33 - Dec 10^th, 2005 at 8:17pm I once went to bed with a woman. But it ended up back firing, she nagged me till my ears bled.
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beaverbutt8 Ex Member	Re: Your work? Reply #34 - Dec 10^th, 2005 at 8:36pm Quote: I once went to bed with a woman. But it ended up back firing, she nagged me till my ears bled. Heh,Heh,Heh,Heh,Heh,Heh,Heh,Heh!!! Yup, i tried to get some one time. Things really screwed up Yeah, i told her i was 10, so that i could get a discount OOOOPS!!!
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Reply #35 - Dec 11^th, 2005 at 2:21pm

Beaver, thats low.... Grin

I am a debt collector, not the 'kick down doors, Ray Winstone, break their knees' type debt collector sadly, rather the nasty 'phone call / another nasty phone call/very nasty letter/ send someone ELSE round to kick down door etc.

Married with Kids, so the whole 'getting some' thing is merely a distant memory, not like for you teenagers on here for whom it is

THE WHOLE WORLD

I knew an army officer who woke up with a claymore in his bed. But that was in Vietnam, and he only woke up for a few seconds, the doc assured me.

Pat

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ben_banned Interfector Viris Spurii Offline Posts: 1272 Gender:	Re: Your work? Reply #36 - Dec 11^th, 2005 at 6:35pm leeds now that was low......
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beaverbutt8 Ex Member	Re: Your work? Reply #37 - Dec 11^th, 2005 at 6:41pm Quote: leeds now that was low...... Is he saying that the guy got blown up? ???
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Douglas_The_Black Interfector Viris Spurii Offline Hakkaa päälle! Posts: 3491 Salineville Ohio Gender:	Re: Your work? Reply #38 - Dec 11^th, 2005 at 8:01pm i think so but only he can say what he is talking about.
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Matt_C Funditor Offline Cruachan!!! Posts: 736 Cheshire, England Gender:	Re: Your work? Reply #39 - Dec 11^th, 2005 at 9:27pm Ah yes. The day I get married is the day I give up all hopes in my ability to pick up members of the opposite sex.
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beaverbutt8 Ex Member	Re: Your work? Reply #40 - Dec 11^th, 2005 at 9:44pm Quote: Ah yes. The day I get married is the day I give up all hopes in my ability to pick up members of the opposite sex. But with that one person, you can get as much as you want
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Æthelbera Interfector Viris Spurii Offline Resident Cavegirl Posts: 1135 grieving- august 13th/09 :( Gender:	Re: Your work? Reply #41 - Dec 11^th, 2005 at 10:26pm I convinced my boyfriend and his brother to sleep with their swords!
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beaverbutt8 Ex Member	Re: Your work? Reply #42 - Dec 11^th, 2005 at 10:35pm Quote: I convinced my boyfriend and his brother to sleep with their swords!
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Matt_C Funditor Offline Cruachan!!! Posts: 736 Cheshire, England Gender:	Re: Your work? Reply #43 - Dec 11^th, 2005 at 11:00pm Quote: I convinced my boyfriend and his brother to sleep with their swords! Kinky! But ow.
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Reply #44 - Dec 12^th, 2005 at 6:53am

freelance portable computer department.
Build 'em, fix em, disenfect them, network them, swear at them, walk around a lot muttering 'I hate windows xp'. I'm the guy you phone when you've cocked your computer up and your mate - who once went to college so must know about computers - couldn't fix it. And your uncle's best friend mike who works in IT - so he must be good can't fix it either.
You call me and I fix it :-)
Don't you just love amateurs - turning what should have abeen a 5 minute job into a four hour pig of a system reset.
Oh yes I can pronounce the word 'amateurs' with the kind of venom most people can only produce in a slew of four letter words. :-)
That said, they do make me lots of money - but then so does bill gates and I would quite happily beat him to death with a loofah. It might take a couple of days - but that would be the fun :-)

And while I do sleep with a decent sized knife within reach (in my bedside cabinet drawer) and a decent sized club to grab as I leave my bedroom in search of the idiot who's just broken in and needs 'saving' from the dogs :-). Never actually had a knife in my bed - that is a little 'odd' :-)

Do All things with Honour and Generosity: Regret Nothing, Envy None, Apologise Seldom and Bow your head to No One - works for me

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