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My geeks cavalry will sweep across your pathetic lands, burning and destroying as they go ( or are you from the USA? ).



I will dominate the lands, including that puny little island where it always rains - ah, but, that territory isn't worth much. I will sweep across all those pathcetic little countries in europe, and they will submit to my iron will. I will rule with an iron fist.

I'll phone 'ol genghis in his grave, and get the lazy old guy to help me, then you euros will really be in trouble. Pounds, franks, marks, rubles, they will all be replaced with M's. In the end, when i rule north america and europe, i'll make a few changes. No more protests in the streets, all of those people will feel the bite of the sling and the bow!   

Everyone will have to kiss my @$$ if they want to live. I will command the finest programmers to teach me this fantastic art. I will make world of warcarft free for everyone to play, and i shall take charge of it. There will be no such thing as canada. I will evecuate all of the innocent civilians in iraq to turkey, and nuke the terrorist and jihad freaks. I'll leave the asians alon to do thier own thing, i'll just tell the chinese that if they kill and eat dogs - they die.

There will be no more anti-climactic, pointless political disputes - all shall bow to me. My friends at slinging.org shall rule by my side. Wilike and gun can lead the secret police

Communism will be wiped off the face of the earth. I will send a bunch of food to all the starving folks in africa, at the expense of the b@$t@rds that program spyware, and previously famous singers and actors, like britney spears, angelina jolie, etc. Gays will be allowed, but they D@mn well better keep it to themselves, for their sakes.

All creators of spyware, rapists, porn directors, etc. will be executed at the chopping block. Any country that kills a single american will have the snot bombed out of them. There will be no racism, and this will be forced. Blacks and hispanics will be able to get really nice jobs, like white people.

So, what do you think of my ideas for changing the world?

Nonsense! This forum does not advocate VIOLENCE!

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hey i called king first....

* this topic has been offically hijacked *

ooooh mtg too bad it got so horrible with kamigawa and I was forced to quit

While you are busy conquering the rest of the world, I'll just get back those little colonies in the Americas, using freaking sharks with freaking lasers on their freaking heads.