Well... today i was out in the woods near my house looking for some rocks to practice slinging with. I get this nice rock thats like the perfect slinging rock. I decided that I would save this particular rock for "just in case" scenarios ex. where just incase i needed to hurt something to get away. Aren't i genius?? Anyways i am walking through the woods listening to the animals and looking for deer prints when i hear this squeel and the soiund of an animal running through the river.
My idiot self decides this might be fun to investigate and try and follow the animal through the woods just for the heck of it. Wellll.... I come up to the appearent scene and i bend down to look at the tracks to seen if i could identify the animal. It was a deer. What i didn't do is look for the reason they got all jumpy. It was a boar with big long tusks and blood all over its face from its recent kill. It sees me and i guess thinks i might be food.
It charges and wacks me in the head with the blunt side of one of its tusks. This knocks me out(which is a weird feeling because its never happened to me before). I wake up to find a horrible pain in my leg and i feel the ground moving underneath me. When i look up i see the boar with my ankle twisted in a horrible direction in its mouth, and its dragging me through the woods. After about 20 seconds i passout from the pain. I wake up to find it dark and my leg isn't hurting as bad anymore. My cell phone is working so i dial my father and tell him to help me, but right as he picks up my phone dies.
I decide to try and prove my slinging skills to myself. I take out that one rock and put it im my pouch. I fling it right at the boar and i missed its head and manage to hit it in its kidney region. This angers him greatly. He turns my way annd bull rushes me. I put up a valient struggle but im the end he ends up biting my face off and i DIE!!
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Adn hopefully if you just finished that store you will realize that you are very gullible because if i died i wouldnt be able to write this post inless i was a freaky vampire/zombie/immortal type thing lol
Sean