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Title: INTRODUCTION
Post by Leon on Jul 2^nd, 2017 at 5:02pm

Hi.

My name's Leon, i'm 20 years old and i'm from some rural farmland in the Netherlands called Wervershoof.

I've always liked hitting things from a distance. I own an air-powered rifle, a small crossbow and a pathetic attempt at a handcrafted bow.

I only recently learned about the existence of slings. After that i immediately broke up with my girlfriend and quit school to spend more time with my sling.
Seriously- what's not great about these things? They're cheap, they look awesome and they throw stones really hard. That's three things i can't say about my ex-girlfriend.

Much much love,

Leon.

Title: Re: INTRODUCTION
Post by Bill Skinner on Jul 3^rd, 2017 at 10:05am

I don't suppose your ex-girlfriend has an older sister in Alabama by any chance? Your description fits my ex-girlfriend to a T. ;D

Anyways, welcome to the site.

PS: Maybe a cousin? Twice removed? Pretty sure she didn't speak Dutch but I'm not going to call her up and ask her.

Title: Re: INTRODUCTION
Post by Morphy on Jul 3^rd, 2017 at 11:56am

You sound like a kindred spirit. I think you will fit right in around here. Maybe you can start the first armed division of MGTOW. Welcome to Slinging.org

Title: Re: INTRODUCTION
Post by Leon on Jul 3^rd, 2017 at 1:29pm

Bill Skinner wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2017 at 10:05am:

I don't suppose your ex-girlfriend has an older sister in Alabama by any chance? Your description fits my ex-girlfriend to a T.

I could ask, but i don't have time anymore due to all my slinging practice.

Morphy wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2017 at 11:56am:

Maybe you can start the first armed division of MGTOW

Throwing stones at women sounds like a great hobby. Anyone else joining in on that?
Btw, do i spot an enthusiast for ancient philosophy here?

Title: Re: INTRODUCTION
Post by Morphy on Jul 3^rd, 2017 at 3:17pm

I enjoy philosphy, but I need more study before I can truly call myself a student of it. :)

My problem is too many hobbies, not enough time.

Title: Re: INTRODUCTION
Post by Leon on Jul 3^rd, 2017 at 3:54pm

Morphy wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2017 at 3:17pm:

My problem is too many hobbies, not enough time.

That basically describes my life in one sentence

Title: Re: INTRODUCTION
Post by Mersa on Jul 3^rd, 2017 at 6:42pm

Welcome. I've supported the Dutch in international football my whole life also traveled around the Netherlands on a few different occasions. Beautiful country!

Title: Re: INTRODUCTION
Post by Rat Man on Jul 12^th, 2017 at 9:03am

Welcome, Leon;
To some slinging becomes an addiction. It sounds lime you are hooked already.

Title: Re: INTRODUCTION
Post by Tomas on Jul 18^th, 2017 at 10:02pm

Hahahahaha welcome amigo

Title: Re: INTRODUCTION
Post by Curious Aardvark on Jul 19^th, 2017 at 12:54pm

never throw stones at anyone - men or women.
That's pretty much rule number 1

Not even in jest.

Other than that - welcome to the forum :-)